Darth Vader isn't such a bad ass.

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He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

Come on! Even C-3PO could rob a pizza man.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html

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I love how they have ads for Star Wars costumes in the story.

Mr. Blue Sky already reported the story, though. Only click that link if you like bad puns.