Scheduled to appear in Playboy soon.
I saw some new film of her frolicking around at Hef’s Easter Egg Hunt. The woman should get a life. What happened to her big speech about wanting to just go back to living her normal life. Its amazing what 15 minutes of fame can do for a “good” person.
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Yes, this will somehow let her get back to her “private life” that she so desired. Although now I understand that she also wants to be a newsanchor…her fifteen minutes should be up soon, shouldn’t they?
Nothing is so bad that it can’t get worse.
ahhh. Double post. You beat me C.Sue
Didn’t she yak on and on about wanting her credibility back? :rolleyes:
Let me see here… she married some “rich” guy she didnt know… NOT for his money of course… and she wants her credibility “BACK”?
hahah this woman is something else… course she ranks up there with alot of others who have made their way by doing something stupid.
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Do you suppose she has any idea how hard the rest of the world is laughing at her? Even her name is hard to take seriosly. At this point, Darvaconger (say it like one word - rolls off the tongue, don’t it?!) has become synonymous with bimbo.
B I M B-O,
B I M B-O.
B I M B-O,
and Darva was her name Oh!
Her parents must be so proud…
On the Andy Warhol 15-minute clock I’d say that she’s now at about 27:24. There needs to be some way that we can all rise up and tell someone, “GO AWAY! AND STAY THERE!”
The news guy on the radio yesterday announced the news about Darva, then said, “No one is exactly sure how this next move will improve her image.”
I know news people are supposed to be objective, but that was funny.
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If you dyed Darva Conger’s hair brown, she would look a little like Jessica Hahn, you know?
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I want to see if her pubic hair is bleached too.
You can’t be a newsanchor after being in Playboy.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
Well, I heard Rick Rockwell is looking forward to the photo spread so he can finally see her naked.
TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth?
The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff!
What I’m wondering about is all her high-faluting talk about how she’s a Christian woman and that marriage wasn’t real because it wasn’t in church with a minister.
I guess the Playboy photo-op won’t really be naked because it’s not in a honeymoon suite with her hubby.
I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not like she had any dignity left to lose.
At least Hef is a real millionaire.
A whore by any other name…
Good one!! 
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
everyone has their price…so, would you do it for $1M CSue?
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'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
Anyone know how much they’re paying her?
I heard Rick Rockwell on the radio a couple of weeks ago and he said “Darva got to keep a $30,000 ring. I didn’t get one nipple.”
“Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.”
According to the Wahington Post, she’ll get “in the low 6 figures.” The Post went on to explain in contract terms that usually means $100,000 + change.