I am still laughing about this tidbit from the local rag.
A 42-year-old man is arguing with his ex-GF and threatens to set her car on fire. He leaves, returns with a can of gasoline, and proceeds to pour it on her car. Then he gets into a fistfight with a couple of witnesses, during which the CIGARETTE he had been smoking WHILE POURING THE GASOLINE ignites the gas THAT HE HAD SPILLED ON HIMSELF. The man and car are now both on fire. Somehow the fires are put out, and when the cops arrive the man is gone, but they find him hiding in his bedroom closet. Charges will be filed when he gets out of the hospital.
I bet the ex is laughing her ass off. What a rube.
Scarlett, that’s hilarious! But I have to mention here (as a Darwin Award Book owner), that people are only eligible for a Darwin Award if they remove themselves from the gene pool via death or sterility.