Darwin Awards Omnibus Thread

I will start this off with an Iowan who went out with a bang instead of a whimper during Fourth of July celebrations:

None of the mass media go into any details of how the accident happened and you can reasonably say that accidents happen even when taking lots of precautions.

But I came across this in Reddit:

Other nominations?

How 'bout these TwatBristles?

Can’t feel too sorry for them. They seemed to elevate Douchery to an Art Form.

They earned it.