That is astounding. What a fuckwad. A woman with an ounce of self esteem would have done the same, I feel bad for the women who don’t have that ounce, though.
I normally don’t reply to these kinds of threads but this one was just too much. That dude sounds like a fuckwad. I am stunned that that could actually happen in real life. It sounds like something you would see on a sitcom or something. Maybe Ally McBeal or some show like that.
You shoulda kicked him in the cock and then stabbed him in the face with your keys.
And what the fuck is Oreo the car?
The guy is a moron, and good for you for keeping both your temper and dignity.
I don’t agree with sabotaging the date theory - after all, he doesn’t seem to have a problem with saying what’s on his mind, to put it mildly.
He seems to be a guy with an opinion on everything, and has neither selfawareness or sensitivity to others. The guy would no doubt find something to criticize about Catherine Zeta Jones.
As for Gozu’s comments - guys who only want women with the full deck are likely to end up pretty disappointed !
BTW - was he incredibly attractive himself? I never cease to be amazed that so many guys have such very low standards as regards their own looks and behaviour, yet such very high ones for women. It obviously never crossed his mind that you might not find him attractive, did it?
Wow, Jools. This guy does sound like a bad sitcom character.
I’m sorry for you that you had to go through such a wretched evening. On the other hand, the bad experience was one night. The story you got from it will last a lifetime. You may never ever meet anyone else with a blind-date story to top yours.
Daniel
jools, on behalf of those of us with the XY chromosone pairing and a minimum of two working brain cells, I apologize. When I get the license for my new job of Genetic Pool Cleaner, he and his ilk will be near the top of the list.
Gozu, you forgot Cheap.
Jools
IMO you gave him too many chances. I would have been outta there after he used the N word.
I applaud you for not killing him in the middle of the restauant. I’m not sure I could have shown as much restraint.
Too all of you who are skeptic, I understand, I am still skeptic and I was there. It was like a bad joke, which is why as soon as I get over how insulted I was, I will laugh about it. And you’re right Daniel this date will go down in history as a cautionary tale of “blind dating”.
Has to answer your question Sir Doris, he was ordinary looking not by any means physically ugly but his “machoness” for a lack of a better word came through right away. Probably if he had been sitting in front of Catherine Zeta Jones they only thing she would’ve been spared is the fat speech, because too him, she’s still just a girl. Then again she would not have sat there as long as I did!!!
I know that most of the men out there are basically nice guys and he is the big exception, whether he is as bad as he pretended or whether is was faking to get out of a situation he did not want to be in, he’s still an ass and I wish him the worst 
Thanks for your support
How many other guys are sitting there reading this going: That shithead gets a date, WTF? I couldn’t get a friggin’ date if my life depended upon it!
Sadly, there’s lots of worthless fucks out there like the kind that was inflicted on Jools. Nearly every one of my girlfriends who has ever left me because she’s found the man of her dreams has called me later to say that guy turned out to be the same kind of worthless POS shit that Jools encountered.
I have to admit that I’ve not had much better luck when a friend’s tried to introduce me to women he thought I’d like. The first one was a gal who’d always refer to herself in the third person in a sing-song voice. The second was a coke whore.
I think I may have pissed him off recently as I haven’t heard from him in a couple of days. I’m not sure if I should be upset by this or not.
I’ve met some assholes, but that’s pretty amazing. I understand why you’re swearing off blind dates, but please don’t give up on a relationship. What’s always worked best for me is to pursue an interest, and meet people (women, in my case) who share the same interest, which at least gives you a basis to start talking, and a chance to get an impression of somebody before taking the chance of going on a date. Gives you less chance of being blindsided by a total monkeynuts.
I’d also just say that a guy like that isn’t worth your anger; just erase him from your view of the world.
Let me add a ditto- the guy is a low-life steaming pile. He will be one of those bitter lonely old men coming out on their sagging porch in his yellowed underwear to yell at “those damn kids” to stay off of his property, before returning to the kitchen to drink more of his store brand vodka out of a dirty glass.
On the working out thing-- maybe that would be a good source of men that you can talk to/meet in a relaxed atmosphere?
Also, I must know too- Oreo the car?? 
Jools- Congratulations!
You’ve just had the rock-bottom, worst date of your life. It’s ALL better from here on out.
I’ll let you in on a little secret- he’s the guy we guys keep around to make the rest of us look better. You see, the rest of the male population looked around for the lowest, scum-eating, rabbit-felching example of our gender, and he was it! Shhh- don’t tell anyone.
Seriously, don’t give up.
Possible perspective on date from Dickwad’s viewpoint:
Cool! A blind date! I hope she’s hot! Hey, I’m talking to her on the phone. Uh oh, she mentioned she’s overweight. Hmmmm. She wants to know if I still want to go out. Not really. I want someone thin. I can’t back out now, it would make me look shallow. Besides, maybe she isn’t that overweight. You know how girls get thinking they are fat. Maybe she’s just a little overweight… I’ll find out.
Oh shit! Is that her?! She is really overweight! I don’t want to be seen with her! If I treat her like shit she’ll go away. I’ll ignore her, use vulgar language and racist language. She’s still here?? Why, she must be real desperate for her to be treated this way. Let’s see how far I can push it before she’ll storm out. She’s still here? Well, maybe she’ll go for a quick boinging. I’ll find out…
I suspect I could be very close here in my stab at his thoughts. What a dickwad.
While reading this I had only two things running through my head. First, I felt dirty for even being the same sex as this idiot, and second I felt an enormous compulsion to apologize to jools even though I wasn’t there and had nothing to do with it. I’m not going to apologize though because after a bit more thought I realized that I wasn’t the same sex as it. I am a MAN. I was brought up with the common sense and values that God gave the average rock. This scummy thing was obviously raised by wolves, therefore Jools I think you should be expecting a heartfelt apology from all the woodland creatures responsible for this turd. Failing that, at least try to keep in mind that there are good ones out there. I would REALLY hate to be painted with the same brush as that.
Buliwyf
Well, thismay not top the one in the OP, but it’s still pretty bad.
My heart sank as I read this. I’ve also had men tell me, “I’d like to fuck you but I wouldn’t want to date you”. People can be so cruel.
It’s even worse because you seem like such a genuinely nice person. I can’t believe you didn’t throw a drink on him!
I seriously think he is mentally ill. He doesn’t have social skills or a conscience. No one is a right mind would treat another human being like that. He’s deranged.
Confront your “friend”. What the hell was she thinking?! Keep us posted, I’d like smack her around myself.
To answer the “Oreo” question:
“Oreoing” a car involved twisting open an Oreo cookie and sticking it (using the creme filling) to the surface of the car. Repeat as many times as you have Oreos.
If memory serves, the paint of a car can actually be irreparably damaged if the Oreos remain on too long.
When I was in college, I was walking on the sidewalk one night with a female friend. A couple of guys in a car pulled over, the guy closest leaned out the window and said, “You’re fat but I’d fuck you both anyway,” and they drove off before we could react. Good thing too, because I probably would have pulled that guy through the window by his hair or neck.
(The weird thing is, I wasn’t even fat; I had a very bulky sweater on. So I was standing there with this weird combination of “How dare you be such an asshole” and “I am not fat!” and “Hey, fat can be sexy… er, or wait, he knew that. Maybe…” running through my head.)
I have to add, maybe Blinking Duck’s analysis was correct. Not that it means he isn’t an asshole.
I was thinking the same thing. What the hell kind of friend sets a friend up with a boor like that? Nobody who is that big of a jerk hides it well, so she had to have had at least an idea that he was an asshole. Some friend she is.
Nah - It’s just a helluva nasty job to get them off once they’ve baked in the sun a little.
Best to do it early morning, before fucker-face is up. That will give the icing a chance to get nice and gummy. Make sure to get the windshield too - you can’t drive to work with oreo’s on your windshield.
I recommend bringing an extra bag, just in case you get the munchies.
No, no. She should bring a bag of salad. :rolleyes: