Holy Fucking Shit was that awful! If I ever in my life tell you that I am thinking about doing that again, please kill me and get it over with.
First off, she ended up calling me at like 8:00 pm, and instead of doing sometihng, she wanted me to go over to her sisters place, and be there by 9 so I say sure, why not? So I am over at Jeffs(my best friend) place, so I tell him, "Jeff, I have my cellphone, call me at 9:30 so if I am having a bad time I will have an excuse to get out fast.
I get there and guess what? The pictures she sent me were of a different person, like a tottaly different person, looked nothing like her, and was probably like 150 pounds bigger too. Her brother beats the shit out of her, her last boyfriend was a mexican drug dealer that made her smoke pot and beat the shit out of her, and she was lying through her teeth making up stupid shit trying to impress me but it just made me want to run away screaming. I was praying that Jeff would call me, and when he did I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking happy I could shit, so I told her that it was my grandma and that my grandpa was sick and I had to leave, so she said goodbye and I drove away as fast as I possibly could.
Well there ya go, try not to snarf too much food on your keyboard as you read this, its all true, I swear I did not make one thing up, or strech the truth.
So go ahead, make fun of me, I deserve it, show me to meet someone online that I dont even know,. shit
I am such an idiot
I’m not going to disagree with anyone who says “I’m an idiot”.
No word of a lie here…
My only real blind date (arranged by well meaning friends) was with this blonde amazon who wanted to party all night and then fuck my brains out. Her words not mine.
It sucked.
Really.
This girl, although beautiful couldn’t carry a thought or discuss anything of any interest. She was an idiot with great tits.
I couldn’t do it and felt like I would have been taking advantage of a handicapped person which wouldn’t have been too far from the truth.
Bully for you for thinking ahead though. What, were you a boyscout? Imagine if you hadn’t had the foresight to have your friend call. Nice try, good job, don’t let the bastards get you down,. Fortunatley, not everyone on line is a liar. Better luck next time, if there is one.
Don’t kick yourself too hard over this. Even real-life blind dates can be just as disasterous. You happened across one of the bad ones (by the sound of it, a really bad one), but remember that for every bad one there’s a good one out there.
It took a while for me, with a ratio of about 10 bad dates (set up both real-life & online) to one good one. Even then, it was nearly three years before I really found someone worth staying with. It just takes time, patience, and a back-up plan to get out of bad dates early (you have that already covered. Good call.)
Gotta agree with Feynn, a woman with no personality is a definite turn-off. No matter how good looking they are, sooner or later you have to get out of bed and actually talk to them. [Suck up]Too bad they can’t all be like the ladies on this board.[/suck up]
fnord, That sucks man. Sounds like she didn’t even leave you with a “pocket pool fantasy” for later. Look at it this way, after that the next one has to be better.
[Ladies Man] I’m gonna be running away now. Please don’t be offended by it. [/Ladies Man]
I actually saw this on the Late News last week. (Channel 13, Los Angeles) I swear, this actually what they reported.
A man had a blind date with a woman he met online. They drank. They got along well, and at the end of the night, they went to his place and had sex. She was gone when he woke up. And he was in pain.
Grow a back bone. Why do you need an excuse to "get da fuck to steppin* If this fat pig lied to you then why would you care about her feelings. You should go an tell your grandparents you are sorry. Limp Dick!!
Turpentine, we didnt talk all that much online, and not for very long either. Stupid I know.
And tramtwo, fuck off, unlike you, I try to be a gentleman, I cannot just be an ass and go, I was trying to be pleasant, even though she was not. Maybe I am too nice.
Don’t beat yourself up too much. I once met someone in person after talking to them online for a couple months. It was terrible. It was going to be my first “bi” experience. She looked nothing like her pictures, in fact she looked better in the pictures. I am the type of person that really cares about how I look (especially when going on a date!)…I have to have my hair done just the right way, and my make-up on. Well she obviously didn’t bother with any of that nonsence…to top it off I don’t think she had seen a dentist in quite awhile. Sure she is a nice person…but not someone I would have approached in person. And definatly not someone I wanted to share my first bi-experience with.
Everyone on the internet is ugly and stupid in person. This is the creed on which I base my life. Sure I may be wrong one of fifty times but at least I’m happy about it when I am.
Here is how I managed my last “blind date”. I met her in a parking lot. Had her describe her car to me before hand and I parked at the other end of the lot from where we had agreed to meet. I then walked up to her car from behind and looked at the suspension. The drivers side did not sag down so I went back to my car and drove over to meet her.
She was really cool, great looking and a good kisser. Also really bright, but alas no “spark”. ho hum.
The only safe bet is not to date. I don’t date and I don’t miss it (anymore). I have more money for me too.
Sheesh, tramtwo, you sound like a really sensitive, kind and gentle soul. Do you go out of your way to run over puppys in the street, too?
People who feel the need to lie about themselves online are generally not happy with themselves to begin with. Why would you want to contribute to their self hatred by dumping on them?
fnord, honey, you did the right thing. It is never okay to be unkind, even if someone “deserves” it.
Well to your own heart be true… So lets see there are phony people who piss you off on the web and what do you do when you meet these people? Be phony! Well that may work for you guys but not for me…
…“dumping on them?” …may be just what they need a good slap back into reality. Look I don’t think anyone will disagree that the cornerstone of any relationship is trust, once it has been discovered that your trust has been betrayed, take off the gloves and put away the sugar coated words. After all by dealing directly with a web idiot (the fat chick not you fnord1966) like this you help others from becoming victims.
Sorry if I come off as uncaring but as a man I see a problem and want to solve it. I never said that you should not use tact.
“Sorry you are not what I was expecting, and I really do feel that you have mislead me, so I won’t waste anymore of my time and will leave. …mind splitting the check?”
Then go home and be your brother’s keeper… not some fat loser that likes to prey on the feelings of loney people.
tramtwo, I don’t have a phony bone in my body. Trust me, or if you don’t wish to trust me, then don’t. I have never been in the situation in question, but I don’t think that trashing someone is EVER the answer to any situation. And if you are suggesting that being true to my own heart means being phony, then I decline to get into this with you because I don’t choose to be a jerk. Which is my inclination at this point.
Okay,I am sorry. It sure sounded to me like that is what you meant.
Okay, this is acceptable, although I would have worded it somewhat differently. This interchange is not what I envisioned when you made your initial post.
See, I still think you are lacking in compassion. Which is certainly your prerogitive, but not very conducive to living a giving life. And it is certainly none of my business if you choose to do this, but my humble opinion is that it would make you a happier person.
I’m sorry that we got off on the wrong foot here, but I believe that being kind to people makes a difference. And I am sorry if you think that I am an idiot because I want to make the world a better, kinder and more loving place. I think that if everyone did this, war would cease to exist and we could turn our energy to things that matter.
I’d be interested in finding out what the percentage of “Blind Dates Gone Good” are. I’d put it in the 5% range.
What do you think?
BTW, I was going to rip on you for the whole internet date thing until I realized it ain’t no different from answering a personal ad in the newspaper. Wait…
Thank God, zen 101, that you knew how to save yourself. I mean, you could have gone out with–horrors–a fat woman! How wonderful that you knew that trick to ferret out a possible fat woman. ::Shudder:: Saved by your immense cleverness from a fate worse than death.
going.