Wanna know what’s really sexy on a short guy?
Confidence.
I’d rather be with a short guy with spunk, a sense of humor, intelligence, respect for others, etc., etc. than a tall asshole.
Oh, that’s right, I married a short guy with spunk, a sense of humor, intelligence, respect for others, etc., etc. I didn’t specifically seek him out because of his height, but that’s just the package he came in. (He’s always thought he’d end up with a petite blonde for some reason, and he didn’t get that either.)
I’m 5’7" (so somewhat tall for a female) and he’s 5’6". One or the other of us might be “taller” at any given time depending on shoes, slouching, etc. But my arms are longer, so I’m the one who gets stuff off high shelves. On the other hand, sometimes his face isn’t too far away from the boobies. I also like not having to crane my neck up to give him a smooch or to dance, and everything lines up just right for sex. (So what if my feet are hanging off the bed when I snuggle my head against his shoulder in the afterglow . . .) He’s not particularly muscular, in fact he’s fairly skinny . . . but he’s strong enough to have built most of our house with his own two hands.
Yeah, we joke about it. We’re constantly complaining about adjusting the car seat (my legs are long like my arms); he bitches that Wilt the Stilt was driving, and I bitch likewise about Dorf. All in good fun. One time we were walking back to the car and he decided to try playing keep-away with the keys by holding them up over his head. I just reached up and took them—and then we both laughed our asses off.
We took ballroom dancing lessons once, but it didn’t work; for that it really does work better if the guy is significantly taller. Oh well, we’re both klutzes anyway. I do sometimes wish he were wearing a tall hat in stores so I could pick him out among the shelves . . . but I can usually find him by the sound of his sneeze.
He’s pretty sure that other girls passed him over because he didn’t tower over them properly. Too bad for them, all right for me. They have no idea what a prince they passed over. (One of our good buds is even shorter, probably about 5’2" and very skinny, but he’s also a very cool and smart guy. His wife is about his size and they’re a great couple, very happy and fun.)
Mr. S called, BTW, while I was writing this, and he agreed 100%. If a girl’s interest in you is predicated on your height, you don’t want her.