Yeah, it’s my 2000[sup]th[/sup] post.
Whoop-de-freakin’-do.
You all know what to do, I suppose.
Carry on.
And here I thought you’d had a mild attack of dyslexia while trying to address a thread to k2dave. 
Happy 2000th, and keep on posting! [sub]Or I’ll take my crazy felines up to NY and sic them on you. Charlotte will lick your nose right off your face![/sub]
Happy 2K, Dave!
brings in beer and chips
sits on couch
Oh, yeah. Yay Dave!!
Your Excellency is most gracious.
And I don’t think Fido would appreciate any other feline interlopers. She’s become extremely agitated when she’s seen other cats around our yard.
Happy 2000 to one of my favorite Daves!
I was really gong to try and say something sarastic & witty, but I just couldn’t make it work.
So instead I’ll just say thanks. Thanks, Dave, for everything.
:::raising glass of root beer:::
To you, my friend.
Much love,
Cristi
You’re very welcome, my dear. And thank you for everything.
:::clinks glass of root beer with Persephone:::
From this “god” to you, a “goddess”.
To Doper friends.
Congratulations on reaching this momentous milestone, Dave darling! And thanks for the advice, support, laughs and just generally for being such a wonderful and giving man.
I hope you stick around for a million more…we can never have enough terrific people around these parts!
Much Love,
Cheri
Would you mind if I just stood next to you for a moment? 
This is the rival model. A little competition is good. What are ya, a commie?!
May I offer my congratulations on reachng this esteemed milestone? Yes, I knew I could do it! 
Happy 2000+ posts, and hang in there! Stick around for more!
::: Commences Carrying On as Instructed :::
Happy 2k, Dave.