David Hasselhoff needs our help!

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

According to “reliable” news source Ananova, David is a victim of the end of the cold war. He desperately needs to see pictures of himself all over the place.

David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall… He said: "I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie.

[Count_Blucher]

@Tapioca Dextrin

According to “reliable” news source Ananova, David is a victim of the end of the cold war. He desperately needs to see pictures of himself all over the place.

This can only be responded to in one nasal voice:
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[Tripler]

Hasselhoff? After “Baywatch” he can go to hell.

Oh wait, I guess they couldn’t make boobs flop around like that without him.

Thank God for Hasselhoff.

But honestly, i do miss the Cold War. At least we knew who we were fighting. Goddamned Commie pinko bastards. . .

Tripler
I was 22 when the wall fell in '99, but I still hate them Commie pinko bastards.

[DeVena]

Wait a second… I’m confused.

Does David feel he’s responsible for the Wall going up or coming down?

[Tripler]

@Tripler

I was 22 when the wall fell in '99, but I still hate them Commie pinko bastards.

Holy shit@!&#^%!

Make that 1989.

Damned typos. And I was twelve. Then the Soviet coup happened two years later.

Tripler
Damned keyboard. :mad:

[Ice_Wolf]

Speaking to German magazine TV Spielfilm, Hasselhoff said in 1989, the year the wall fell, he had helped reunite the country by singing his song ‘Looking for Freedom’ among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

He said he felt he had moved people on both sides of the wall, although he admitted hardly any of the East Germans could speak English. He said: "I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie.

Talk about desperate for a bit of limelight! “He helped reunite the country”??

Oh, good grief …

[Kizarvexius]

Maybe music fans started tearing down the wall in order to get close enough to throw something. :rolleyes:

[Revtim]

In other news, Nena wants a Nobel Prize for “99 Luftballoons”.

[Sunspace]

He. Has. Jumped. The. Shark.

[Count_Blucher]

Hey, maybe I’m wrong. He could have been on tour, gotten drunk, and smashed KITT through the wall near check-point Charlie.

After all, he’s the most talented Ex-patriot American vocalist in Europe since Slim Whitman. Or that Pan Flute guy.

[lieu]

I believe it’s pretty much common knowledge that in that opening scene of Baywatch, where he’s running shirtless along the beach in slow motion, that his swinging nipples are suppossed to represent the attempts at reunification between East and West Berlin.

[Guinastasia]

Maybe they were tearing down the wall so they could run away from him?

[Bruce_Daddy]

@lieu

I believe it’s pretty much common knowledge that in that opening scene of Baywatch, where he’s running shirtless along the beach in slow motion, that his swinging nipples are suppossed to represent the attempts at reunification between East and West Berlin.

Or, it is the yen to my wang to help me not spontaneously masturbate. To boobs, and such.

[Larry_Mudd]

Germans no longer love David Hasselhoff

[Annie-Xmas]

@Kizarvexius

Maybe music fans started tearing down the wall in order to get close enough to throw something. :rolleyes:

You mean musical theatre fans, for what he did to “Jekyll and Hyde.”

When business starts to taper off, you call in David Hasselhoff
Or sign a Donny Osmond type who has a low I.Q.

“Any Hunk Will Do” from “Forbidden Broadway.”