Put simply: David Hasselhoff must be stopped.
The horror…the horror…
ahem
What in the blue f**k was that?!
Huh…for some reason, I’m not getting any sound.
But if the visuals are any gauge, that’s probably a good thing.
ooga upchuck uh :rolleyes:
If you look over to the side under “Related Videos” the next one down is called 7 Pound Dildo…coincidence? I think not.
That was GREAT! I never truley appreciated Hasselhoffness until now
Anybody who can maintain the “I’m getting paid a fortune for doing this” grin for that long earns my respect
What on earth is the source for this? Is someone brilliant with video editing software, or did he actually consent to this?
Daniel
Is it wrong that I just spent the last half hour playing that at max volume and dancing around the house? Maybe it’s the bourbon.
He sings better’n anybody I’ve ever seen on American Idol.
:: d&r ::
I don’t speak the language of most of the replies (spanish?), but some of the comments are killing me:
“Madre de dios! David Hasselhoff el Bertin Osborne de USA! terrible uso de BlueScreening para fines horterazos.”
"el botox que le han inyectado … "
“Ese tio sufrio una indigestion de callos que le produjo una diarrea cerebral.”
As for the video itself, I can’t decide if it’s so awful it’s good, or just plain awful.
Ahhh, truly the mark of an artiste.
David Hasselhoff is simply awesome. Can’t sing, can’t act, doesn’t care, 'cause he’s a millionaire.
My eyes are bleeding. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so embarrassed for anyone in my entire life.
At least he likes Dachshunds. I wonder if they’re his? I also wondered if the angels were his daughters.
I focussed on these things because it kept me from absorbing the rest of it into my brain.
I’ve actually decided I’m not going to click on the OP’s link. That’s how much y’all have scared me. 
At least, not tonight
SO. Non sequitir. The whole bloody thing.
What was that alien thing?
The fur suit??
That legs spread apart, shakey dance thing he does to try and look cool…tres weirdo.
Norm MacDonald: “This just goes to prove: Germans love David Hasselhoff.”
I guess I’m just not ready for this.
I am still trying to figure out, how in the hell KITT transmorgrified itself in this one episode, from a turbo into a RAM-JET configuration while sitting still on the desert floor.
Sorry for the thread hijack, but Hasselhopppffff has never come up with a scienti-fiction explanation of this BS. Although I do think he swims good on his newest series, tentatively entitled, “Baywatch.” Or maybe “BayWatch.”
I hear there are gonna be some hot chicks on it, too…maybe it will be called “Babewatch.”
Or “BabeWatch.”
I’ll get back to y’all later.
I…uh…no words…what…I don’t…an eskimo parka…bites a fish…can’t…no.