Day Trader Blues

Does anyone have the complete lyrics to a song that’s been making the rounds? It’s called “Day Trader,” and it’s to the tune of the Beatles’ “Day Tripper.” I’ve heard:
“Got a good reason for taking the easy way out,
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out, now.
He was a day trader, a one-way ticker, yea.
It took us so long to find out, and we found out…”

I’d like to know the rest of the song.