Wooderson: “Hey man, you got a joint on you?”
Freshman: “No, not on me, man…”
Wooderson: “Be a lot cooler if you did.”
Slater: “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!
Tony: So, you’re not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance.
Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too!
Love this movie.
Gawd, probably the best we’ve got is American Pie. :eek:
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**I say this a LOT. Plus I’ve trained my friends at law school to say the same. 
I forgot to say this before… but heck, if you’re looking for the 90s version of “High School High”, why not try High School High, with John Lovitz? 
But High School High is a horrible movie.
Ok, fair enough… I liked it a little, but in a dumb kind of way.
How about… Beavis and Butt-head Do America? Got some high school in there!
ok, so i’m reaching…
Wiley Wiggins (“the freshman”) - one of my best friends from kindergarten (he was in the first grade) who told me my first dirty joke.