So, it seems that this incident was a student prank, and I think I should have a mea culpa about painting too broad a brush. My bad; but it doesn’t make the incident any less repugnant, just in a different category, IMHO.
They can have my bear cub when they suck it out of my dead owl.
You know someone’s going to think up a name for that and it’ll be on Urban Dictionary as a sex act before the end of the week, right?