Freak, pretty soon everyone is just going to think of you as “the dead chipmunk guy”…
Good! The more publicity the better.
And besides, is it so wrong to be thought of as “the dead chipmunk guy”? I would see it as an honor.
:::tugs on rainbow wig, looks for camera:::
Oh, there it is!
:::holds up sign:::
“CHIPMUNK 3:16!”
:::big smile & thumbs up for the camera:::
Well, I s’pose every movement has to have it’s nutcase.
Good job Persephone.
Nutcase? Perhaps. But loyal to the end!
Chipmunk 3:16??
I belong to the reformed deadchipmunk religion!
You don’t know what youre talking about!!
Woohoo! It’s working! Someone noticed! 
I don’t see why this would surprise anyone. Of course he’s not AC. He’s DC.
Dead Chipmonk Religion?
What?
It’s a cult, I know it. Does DC has a compound, or a tree fort, where he and his fellow culties do whatever it is they do in the Chipmonk religion?
Oh, I’ve got a new slogan!
“Dead Chipmunk speaks softly and carries a big stick… up his ass.”
The “up his ass” part is optional.
It’s a good slogan, but doesn’t give me goosebumps. Goosebumps are very important in Presidential politics. How about “Dead Chipmunk says: Speak softly and be carried on a big stick - rectumangularly”.
Shirley - Wouldn’t you like to know? I mean know for sure? For a small, tax deductible donation (and upon your successful completion of the initiation process) you can be a part of all that is Dead Chipmonkology*!
*Level one (Stinkymonkey, Jr.) only. Subsequent levels of enlightenment require additional donations. Initiation for subsequent enlightenment plateaus require increasing levels of physical flexibility and dexterity.
{ahem}
What the fuck are you people talking about?
Esprix, who really should read MPSIMS more often…
DC is gay?
Who cares?
Hey, Esprix! How’d you find this Dead Chipmonk thread and miss the others? Been searching on your username again?
::singing "you’re so vain, I bet you think this thread is abouchu::
Nevermind, at least you’re here now. Can we count on your support?
Shaddap.
So do I get some links here?
Esprix
Esprix said:
Actually, to be accurate, that sentence should be amended to read:
“What fuck[ing] are you people talking about?”
Be sure and jump on the bandwagon here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29457