Dead Chipmunk's VP

OK, people! As head of the vice-presidential selection committee for Dead Chipmunk, I’m here to find the perfect running mate! Any suggestions? Please, join the fight for soon-to-be President Chipmunk!

If you have an idea, post your candidate and his/her/its qualifications here. Any and all suggestions will be reviewed before we reach a final decision. (Well, not Dan Quayle, I can tell you that right now.)

Until then, God bless you and God bless America!

If you don’t want to be Vice President, then find your way to these two threads to voice your support:

To volunteer:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29457

Dead Chipmunk 2000:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28698

Hurry! Cabinet positions are still available!