OK, people! As head of the vice-presidential selection committee for Dead Chipmunk, I’m here to find the perfect running mate! Any suggestions? Please, join the fight for soon-to-be President Chipmunk!
If you have an idea, post your candidate and his/her/its qualifications here. Any and all suggestions will be reviewed before we reach a final decision. (Well, not Dan Quayle, I can tell you that right now.)
Until then, God bless you and God bless America!