Dead man found in chimney... no really!

Heh, this just goes to prove that no matter how outlandish UL’s can get that sometimes fairy tales can come true :wink:

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Ha ha! Dead man … chimney … BurnMeUp. I get it.
All joking aside though, are they serious about that statement “breezes from a nearby river,” preventing anyone from smelling this guy? Through a Mississippi summer? I guess the river can’t smell too good either.