Eli Manning is alive, and therefore still capable of generating signs. Once he dies, though, forget it.
eh, it was a 50/50 shot.
“It’s a sign!”
“It sure is” (A sign that you’re a moron, but I’m trying to be nice so I won’t say it out loud.)
Give me a minute, I’m about to masturbate and I need to exorcize the ghosts of my dead family members so they won’t watch. Fucking deceased perverts.
Not according to Acsenray.
My eggs come from NEW YORK CITY! Same as my hot sauce.
Hey, if she’s single, had her tubes tied and still got pregnant, it might just be. Religions got started over less Immaculate than that 
I’m officially spending too much time on this board.
So there’s no Sixth Sense, and there’s no Signs?
Can you make the other M. Night Shyalaman movies go away, too?
Especially ** The Happening**. I’d like that.
Nicely put, Alice. Can I commission you to do a piece about chirpractors who rack up huge bills to treat “nonallopathic lesions” caused by low force car colisions?
I don’t know what ya’ll are talking about. My dead cats watch over me all the time, protecting me from all the demon mice that try to slink into my mouth when I’m sleeping. Every time my cat hisses in the mirror? That’s a sign that they are there.
Just 'cuz ya’ll don’t got friends in supernatural places, that doesn’t give ya’ll permission to hate.
It’s obviously people’s way of dealing with grief, just as “guardian angels” are people’s way of dealing with their fear. I know perfectly rational people who swear that their magnetic bracelets ward off arthritis.
And you know what? If it works for you, then I’m good with it. Life is too short for me to worry about what non-scientifically proven method of coping you’re using to deal with your pain.
So, if a magnetized angel of your dead child is are sending you rainbows as signs, and that is giving you strength to get through another day, then more power to you. You’ll certainly have my sympathy, if not my intellectual respect. Frankly, I’ve got nothing better to offer up, so the last thing I’d want to do is to take away, or begrudge, your panacea.
What’s The Harm?" a list of harmless, socially-accepted beliefs that yeilded tragic results
Quoted because that’s what I wanted to say, only a lot better than I could have put it.
Honestly, if the spirits of dead relatives and rainbows bit brings comfort to someone and isn’t harming anyone, MYOFB. I’m superstitious as hell, but I manage to “think like a grownup” very well, thank you.
The 16 year old pregnant girl and the single mom with 3 kids already is where it becomes harmful, though, because that’s a new life being born to someone who isn’t properly equipped to take care of it. Still, if a woman decides she’s keeping the baby all you can do is accept her decision, whatever your opinion of her reasoning.
Y’all better be careful what you post here. When you die and get to heaven, your great aunt is going to be pissed enough you missed all the signs she sent you.
Better yet, compliment you on your excellent masturbatory technique.
I saw an image of Eli Manning on my TV this morning, and took it as a sign that NYG had won the Super Bowl. And lo, it came to pass.
Praise be to thee, great-great-uncle John Logie Baird, and thy magic box!
Hey, so long as your rant is comprehensible, I got no beef.
I got a message from my late great grandmother this morning. She said “Merge Left.” I took it as a sign.
Single doesn’t mean not having sex. And she’s not. Whew!
On my way to work, I saw this. I took it as a sign.
