Dead sea rolls

[Drunky_Smurf]

@panache45

And wouldn’t they be bagels? Actually bagels that float.

True fact. The Ark was made of bagels.

[lieu]

Scroll, scroll, scroll in ze hay

[Chefguy]

I’m pretty sure that the Dead Sea Rolls were discovered in Delhi by Colonel Mustard.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@istara

Dead Sea Rolls. That might explain the long-purged conundrum “Did Jesus Eat Pie?”

When come back bring Aramaic pie.

@BigT

According to Ezekiel, they taste like honey…

Mmm. Sacrilicious.

[lieu]

@Zweistein

Dead sea rolls

… and here I’d always heard they were fertile crescents.

[Hypno-Toad]

@Drunky_Smurf

True fact. The Ark was made of bagels.

You mean the Ark of the Condiment?