Not sure which forum this belongs in, so . . . here it is.
Has anyone else heard this kid’s joke, for lack of a better word?
First child says “Dead skunk in the middle of the road! I one it.”
Second child says “I two it.”
First child says “I three it.”
Second child says, surprisingly, “I four it.”
First child says, in-inexplicably, “I five it.”
Second child says, predictably, “I six it.”
First child, setting the second child up, says “I seven it.”
The second child then says “I eight it.” And many groans are had.
As an alternative, the second child may say “I jumped over it, and you eight it.”
My wife, who grew up in Florida, had heard this. I grew up in Wyoming, and my brother and I would say it ad nauseum.
Anyone else ever heard this little ditty?