Dealing With Those Annoying Slivers of Soap

I brought this up once before. But it has been so long, I don’t even remember when–or where.

Anyways, we all have to deal with those annoying slivers of soap, when we’re done showering. Admittedly some of the solutions offered are quite unique. One magazine I read some time back, said boil them all, and form it into a new bar of soap. Yeah, right.

Anyhow, when I was still quite young, my mother figured out what to do. Simply press the sliver into the top of the new bar of soap. Once wet, it sticks easily into place. Then you waste nothing.

Frankly, nowadays I just use the sliver until it disappears. Why not? Or when it gets the size of a U.S. penny, I just toss it. Again, why the heck not?

BTW, I am still curious about that recipe for a new, superbar of soap. I have no need to make it. But it still sounds creative. Anyone have a link?

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I feel like Mr Moneybags when I do it, but I throw out the last little piece of my soap. It’s soap. I buy 15 or 20 Irish Spring bars of soap at a time from Amazon.

That’s what we always did when I was a kid (parents were survivors of the Depression). Now I just toss it.

I stopped using soap bars a long time ago. Liquid soap in a dispenser is much better, IMO. And I don’t need soap in the shower: the shampoo that runs down my body while rinsing my hair cleans perfectly. Shampoo for me is just liquid soap with a different perfume.

People actually still use bar soap?! The solution is one of any number of outstanding bathing soaps that not only clean the skin but pamper it as well. The one outstanding characteristic of bar soap that I remember from my childhood is how, once wet and slippery, it would often squirt out of my little hand and careen around the shower stall. Every once in a while, if I was really lucky, I would accidentally step on it while searching for it. LOL

At some point it gets so small that it falls down into the drain. Usually, I’m still using it because every morning I see the sliver and say “shit, I forgot to buy soap again.”

Usually I use the sliver until it’s to the point where I have to spend so long soaping up the rag that it’s annoying me. At which point I stick it onto the next bar, but sometimes if it doesn’t want to stick (sometimes different brands do this), I’ll just toss it.

I’ve considered devising some kind of press whereby I could collect all the slivers and compress them into a cohesive bar of soap, but so far soap’s cheap enough that it hasn’t been worth the effort.

I feel like Mr Moneybags when I do it, but I throw out the last little piece of my soap. It’s soap. I buy 15 or 20 Irish Spring bars of soap at a time from Amazon.

Mrs Moneybags here! I hate slivers of soap. The others on this thread would be horrified to see how big the “slivers” are that I throw away.

If I ever won the MegaBillions Lottery, I’d hire a personal assistant. One of his jobs would be to monitor the soap and replace it when the lettering wore smooth.

That’s the problem with you idle rich; you’re wasteful. I’d have my servants re-emboss it.

See, I care about the community, so I’d give it away to those in need along with a note apologizing for any stray pubic hairs.

I remember dorm life in college, where you had to have a little shower caddy with all your stuff. This was Pre-Loofa Times, so no liquid soap. You had to put your bar of soap in a little plastic container. Like this, but much less fancy:

A quick check under the bathroom sink reveals enough bar soap from hotels to last the next few years or so. I’ll use a bar until it gets so thin it snaps, then replace it. If I forget, there are always a couple of tubes of body wash in the rack in the shower.

The mistake is using the first bar down to a sliver. Once it’s about 2/3rds as long or wide and only about 1/4th as thick as a new bar that’s the time to combine them.

Get out a new bar, get both bars good and wet with hot water, then smoosh them together between your palms. Set the combined bar on a soap dish with the small one on the bottom and by the time you next use it a few hours later, they’ll be welded together for good.

Lather rinse repeat when that bar gets thin.

If you use a bar to the point it’s getting flexible and in danger of breaking in half, you waited a couple showers too long. If it does break in half you waited about a week too long. You can still weld the smaller pieces together onto a new bar, but do it sooner next time.

Easy peasy & zero waste.

A real billionaire would collect them and have his minions spin and knit them into warm winter scarves for those in need…

Same here. I just tossed a sliver a few days ago. However, when it comes to the last of the toothpaste in the tube, I confess to taking heroic lifesaving measures. There’s always a ~little~ left in there.

I toss it when it starts to get flexible.

But I also alternate between bar soap and the liquid/body wash. One week or so of bar soap, the next week or so body wash.

I use (inexpensive) shampoo for soap. Bar soap is a nuisance. I also use watered-down shampoo in a liquid foamy soap dispenser at the sink.

Years ago I took advantage of a sale and coupons to stock up on Irish Spring at CVS. Last week I noticed that I was down to only three bars left, and I thought to myself “I guess it’s time to start watching for another sale at CVS”. Maybe I should check Amazon instead.