Dear European Union

so glad I left Europe
so glad I left Europe
so glad I left Europe

For once I have no defence. Go ahead december do your thing; you’ll be right in bashing us for even considering this attrocity.

I think I’d like it more if it had the wording around it: European Community - Yeah Baby !’

“I am now waiting for december to explain why all this proves how antisemitic , antiJewish and anti-Israel Europe is.”

Is the penis circumcised or not? :smiley:

And the scrotum is Finland.

Does that make Norway the foreskin?

In which case, the UK is…

Oh hell.

I’m more worried about Iceland.

Ooooohhh… so that’s why mum’s gone to Iceland.

Kabbes, that may be the best one-liner I’ve ever seen. I swear to god I’ve been laughing for the last five minutes.

kabbes, you’re on top form at the moment. Spare a few comedy crusts?

Kabbes who??

What can I say? It must be the fact that all senior people are on a golf day today, making me the most senior person left in the office (more a reflection on the numbers absent than my own position).

So on a scale of Woolworth employee to senior partner, just how much work do you think I’m doing?

Heh.

About as much as I am?

Hey no fair! Employees from your “company” aren’t on my scale.

Oh, wow, what an idea!

Remeber, children, this is what you get when you let comittees do everything. Only a comittee can muster so much collective stupidity.