Put down the crack and step away. Yes, I know it makes you feel funny inside. This is not a good funny you’re feeling. This is a bad funny. This is like when Uncle Norway got drunk and put the lampshade on his head and danced on the table and then fell over and hit his head and he ain’t been quite right since.
Now, I understand your thinking. Unity. Diversity. Strength. Honor. Truth. Justice. The American Way. But for the love of the Congress of Vienna, that looks like a test pattern on a television.
“Honey, whose tanks are those invading? Can you make out the flag?”
“It looks like they’ve got a TV with a test pattern. It … it might be Tuvalu. Isn’t their TLD .tv?”
Sheesh. Now I understand why people hate the EU.