give me a medal.
JUNE of 1999.
Newb.
Youngster.
It’s not unique.
Heh, yep.
Get off my lawn.
I’m not troubled by the passage of time. Although that “flexes like a whore/falls wanking to the floor” bit gets predicably dreary.
And get off of my lawn.
You people make me feel so young!
I wish I’d been here since 1999. It would be so much easier to judge who is losing their mind the fastest.
The mere fact that one has been doing something for a long time does not necessarily mean that they are good it.
At it. See? 
This Medal’s mine and I’m keeping it.
It looks like February of 1999 is as good as it gets:
So far, no takers.
Latecomer.
And you’re still just a guest bwha ha ha.
I’ve been posting since the early 2000s (a couple of different user names). But I was published in the actual newspaper column of the SD in 1994. Top that! 
You’re oooooold. 
Got a link to that? I’m not doubting, just wanting to ooh and aah at it.
QtM, not a '99er, but I did join back in the 20th century. AND was reading the column in the 1970’s in Baltimore’s City Squeeze (later the City Paper).
I met Ed Zotti at an orgy in Chicago in 1979.