Haaaaa! This tickles me to tears. Funny!
Missed edit window, but I seriously can’t stop laughing. Whoever reported that post was either a grade a cun+ or a comedic genius. Which is it? Someone step forward and take credit for that report!
I didn’t do it, but I, too, admire its genius.
This cunt so wants a buckeye about now… 
I know about 50% of mammals who might disagree.
(Though whether it’s the male or the female half, I’m not so sure about…)
You know, I never use the word “cunt” but I just can’t stop saying it lately. It is so fun to say. Cunt. Wow. Cunt.
I know! I have never liked it–thought it was too harsh and crude. And it is, really, but I’m feeling contrary and more than a bit restive against males in power these days, so fuck 'em all.
(If am banned, nice knowing all of you).
I say we reclaim the word “cunt” and use it proudly. If it was good enough for Chaucer, it’s good enough for me!
Also, without the word “cunt” it would be vanishingly impossible to refer to someone as a “slimy cuntmuscle,” which I think we can all agree would be a crying shame.
You figure there’s a constant whooshing sound in Ed’s head more or less constantly these days?
I always imagined that one day the standards of the Straight Dope would come to other boards like 4chan. Now it appears that those cunts would blend in perfectly here. But what on earth is a buckeye? Also, can we grape other people’s cunts now?
tl;dr
4chan is full of buckeyed damswiving twatwaffles
stl;dr
cunts
lulz
It’s Been Too Long. Brah.
Chaucer spelled it either “queynte” or “queinte”, which was quaint.
umm, you have a point there.
What about “**human **cunts are kinda purposeless without humanity”?
are we allowed to call the female sexual organs of non-human animals “cunts”? Ed, can we get a ruling?