Your thread title alone made me laugh non-stop for several minutes. I am glad that you’re staying.
I had upstairs neighbours who recently moved out who would stomp/chase each other around, wearing heavy boots, shouting “I’m gonna catch you! I’m gonna catch you!”, and giggling. At three in the morning. They would also move furniture at inappropriate hours.
They moved out in part because they “didn’t like living in a building where they couldn’t even walk around in their home without assholes getting upset.” :rolleyes:
We had rude epithets for them, but nothing like as clever as yours.