OHHH YEAH!i
I believe we should study the thought process in constructing puns.
Would you be interested in donating your brain to science?
Soon?
Stop brow beating him.
These puns get cornea and cornea.
I thought we were on a roll.
Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cornea-copia of puns!
Don’t shoot until you see the roll of their eyes…
Et tu, Brute?
Come on guys, let’s focus…
As long as it’s all in good humour.
Is that a pun?!?!?!
No, that’s just a vitreous rumour.
I had to look that up.
I’m going to track you down, feed your entrails to my dog and make musical instruments from your bones upon which I shall play pleasant music to entertain my women.
Vitreous, or Aqueous, you need to specify which humour.
ETA: Forgot to include the pun. Eye, there’s the rub!
One of the reasons I can read a newspaper from 10 meters is that back in the 70s I worked summers as The Good Humour Man.
It’s a never-ending cataract of puns!
With my ex, the eyeroll came with sex :rolleyes:
I believe I can best serve mankind by just posting here, focalizing on the positive, and remaining optic-mistic.
Where’s my blood pressure medicine?
I know, all of these punners, making spectacles of themselves.