Dear Rob Schneider: Go fuck yourself with a carrot, you ignorant jackass

[Uber_the_Goober]

Has Rob Schneider ever been told that correlation doesn’t imply causation? And that extrapolation makes for sloppy statistics?

Maybe if we illustrate it with a dry erase board it’ll be easier for him to understand.

[Chimera]

He would not understand that conversation, Uber.

[Uber_the_Goober]

@Chimera

He would not understand that conversation, Uber.

Hence the dry erase board. Apparently you can make anything believable by using markers and comical illustrations.

[A_nice_guy_with_an_opinion]

Are you guys saying comedians, SNL, MTV, and Hollywood are a bad place to get information on issues?

[A_nice_guy_with_an_opinion]

Next you guys will be saying Jon Stewart is a comedian instead of a news source.

[Pashnish_Ewing]

@Budget_Player_Cadet

…but that’s like saying that I’m never going to support the neo-nazi scat porn industry or their products again.

So, the neo-nazi scat porn industry didn’t come out as anti-vax? Need answer fast.

[thelurkinghorror]

@don_t_ask

Many years ago I used to work for a bookie (they are legal in Australia) and if he made a decision that cost him a lot of money he would often chastise himself by saying, “Gee, a man ought to be fucked with a pineapple!” I had never heard it before, or since, but I guess he was born at the turn of the twentieth century.

Pineapple-insertion-into-Hitler was a minor plot point in Schneider cameo’d Little Nicky.

[Budget_Player_Cadet]

@thelurkinghorror

Pineapple-insertion-into-Hitler was a minor plot point in Schneider cameo’d Little Nicky.

Possibly the only movie I ever felt that Schneider made better for his appearance. Although that might be more “KEEK HEEM EEN HEES HAIRY BALLS” nostalgia from back when I was 8…