I paid* extra* for a plate that is closer to FUCK than FEK.
Have you ever been stopped for no front plate? We don’t need 'em here*, or at least I’ve never been stopped.
She probably expected intelligence, and not someone as stupid as the New Jersey people who think that, because they don’t know the word, it can’t be a well-known word. Or someone who can read, since she mentioned “other English speaking countries.”
Or, at the very least, someone who could comprehend that her post is about the silliness of bureaucracy and the specific reason doesn’t matter.
Seriously, Frank. You’ve been acting like a humorless ass lately. Lighten up.
California doesn’t have a probem with FEK either, although they do ban some close ones.
Here are the 3 letter combos California does not use. (GEE? What’s wrong with GEE?)
Strangely, the list does not include POO
ABM ANO APE ARS ASB ASS BAD BAG BED
BRA BUN BUT BVD CHP CIA COC COK CON
COP CQC CQK CQN CUL CUM CUN CUR CUZ
DAG DAM DDT DIC DIE DIK DOA DUD DUF
DUM DUN FAG FAN FAT FBI FCK FKU FOC
FOK FQC FQK FQU FUC FUD FUG FUK FUN
FUX FUY GAT GAY GEE GOD GQD GUT HAG
HAM HEL HEN HIC HIK HIV HOG HOR HQR
JAP JAZ JEW JIG KIK KKK KOC KOK KON
KOX KQC KQK KQN KQX KYK LAY LSD MEX
NAG NGR NIG NIP NUN OVA PEA PEE PEW
PIG PIS POT POW PST PUD PUS PYS QVA
RAG RAT RAW RUT SAC SAK SAM SEX SHT
SIF SIN SLA SOB SOT SQB SUE SUK SUR
SUX TIT TUB UCK UPP UPU URN URP USB
USR VUE VUK VUX WAD WOP WQP YEP YID
Watch Father Ted if you want to hear “fek” utilized.
Jenn, aren’t you worried that your new personalized plates may be so cool, that they’ll be stolen as well?
They banned FUN!
How appropriate…
Well, if there’s a dog sled behind you, who knows what could happen?
I was stopped and ticketed last year for no front plate on my other car. I had a fun Jeep placard on the front I had to replace with an NJ plate. I was also stopped a few months ago in this car, but could show that I had reordered the stolen plate and wasn’t fined.
I live in NJ and work in PA; no front plate is required in PA, so I’m legal 40 hours a week 
A good question, Honey.
My new vanity plate references the car model and is, I hope, sufficiently stolid to defy thievery. Who knows? Maybe there is a roving band of middle-aged license plate thieves I’m not aware of, LOL.
I have a friend here who was state-issued the plate K00 MOO
The first group is a K-zero-zero, but it looks like a vanity plate; it’s very cool and she’s made up some story about it when people ask.
Of late, Jersey has hit a “FLU” series. I’m seeing a lot of plates with this letter grouping. Makes me sick!
VAG, WTF and AZZ are also allowed.
But that’s fekkin illegal! 
Virginia is for Fekkers… 
You’ve got lock-nuts on your rear plate? 
They have lock-nuts on Their rear plates?
Fekkin kids. :rolleyes:
I see Kafka, I’ve read Franz. Fekker just can’t write romance.
“WTF is that? Jimmy? Did I hit somethin’…? Is it a flat? What…? Noooo… I gotta pull over.”
bang! bang! bang! bang!
Narator- “As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted personalized plates from the NJ DMV…”
…and fun to tease for the rest… 
The Grey Platers strike again…! :smack:
“And every day after I got it? Every… single… day… there’s this angry guy in a Lexus who drives behind me… and he’s shakin his fist! Fekker…”
I live in Virginia, which I believe has the cheapest rates for personalized plates. We see several on every commute. Great fun.
Huh. I destroyed my plates trying to move them from the old car to the new and they just gave me the next new set they had. They told me replacing with the same numbers would be more trouble/delay.
Apparently there was legal trouble over a plate in NH, so now you have to apply for the vanity plate (and you can look up available values on-line), bring your acceptance letter to another town, get a paper vanity plate, and then finally later get your permanent plate. Seemed like too much trouble.
wow, you have some of the worst license plate luck ever.
I would’ve pitted the Losers who stole my license plate even harder than I pitted the state of NJ. WTF (as in what the fek) is up with people stealing license plates?!!!
Yeah they must have been pretty feckless.
Over the years I’ve made countless trips to the DMV’s of Maryland, Virginia and DC, and nowadays I’d say that they’re run at least as efficiently as the private sector on average, perhaps better. DC’s, it should be said, was a nightmare to deal with during Marion Barry’s administration, but has since been overhauled.
I think the real lesson in this humorous anecdote is about the essentially Kafkaesque nature of New Jersey.
Heh. I worked as a full-time volunteer at a social service agency during Barry’s administration* and as the low man on the totem pole, I had to go to the DMV and process the paperwork for donated cars. Hours in line petrified that the one piece of paper they needed would be the one you didn’t have. Good times.
*We lived in a group house and one of my housemates didn’t think much of Barry, to put it lightly. I still remember the night he was nabbed – we started hooting and hollering and she burst out of her room ready to rip us new ones for the disturbance…till we told her what happened. Then she loved it.