Dear Wiccans: get over yourselves

Why do you believe in it?

That was before spelling was discovered, though, so…

That’s what I was thinking.

I believe that there is an aspect of will that shapes reality. It can be seen in its obvious forms like if I dig a hole there is a hole there, but there are also subtler forms that some claim as ‘supernatural’ but I think are not supernatural at all, but I would call them magick because I have no sufficient explanation.

Like, why do people turn around when you stare at the back of their heads?

Because they also turn around when you don’t; you just don’t seen them do it because you aren’t looking.

I scoff at your knowledge of scoffing, because everyone knows that TUESDAY is scoffing day.

But I do enjoy laughing at the just-converted Wiccan girls who cry about “the burning times”. Yeah, yeah, your people. Sure they were. And we’re coming after you next. Have you strapped to a pole and licking fire any minute now.

So this entire thread started because someone has sour grapes? Why are the poor Wiccans getting ripped on (not that they’re not pathetic), and not the OP (more), if he’s such a loser he can’t even get a “deluded” loser to sleep with him?

Tosch, shows what you know. They changed it to Thursday like three months ago.

And very often, they don’t turn around when you stare at the back of their heads.

I recommend getting the CD soundtrack to THE WICKER MAN (the 1970s one- the GOOD one!) Make sure it has ‘Gently Johnny’ and ‘Willow’s Song’ on it.

So, it’s:

  1. Magic, where something observable happens, and they admit it’s bullshit.
  2. Magick, where nothing happens and they tell you it’s real, though when you pin them down, they’re using a special sense of the term ‘real’ where it actually means ‘imaginary.’
  3. Majique, who does lap dances and is putting herself through college.

Johnny, I’ll take a dash of #1, hold the #2, and a whole lotta #3.

What about “Mhahjickque” ?

Edited: Oh, yeah, forgot something. IN reference to the first page:

You know, it’s not so much having the Bible up the ass, it’s getting it up there. You have to shove and shove, and it takes all day and a lot of asprin. And God help you if it starts falling out before Sunday next.

Hey, I’ve already said that I’ll stop scoffing as soon as they can prove it actually does something. Otherwise, I stick by my right to consider them ridiculous and pretentious.

Nope, sorry. Any movie where Nicholas Cage punches women in the face and screams, “MY LEEEEGS!!!” is, by definition, “the good one.”

WIN!

I’m sorry, I try to be as open-minded as possible with others’ beliefs, but I just can’t swallow Wicca. No Wiccan has ever adequately described to me what they actually believe in, other than throwing the usual terms (Mother Goddess, Druids, Earth) at me and hoping I’ll change the subject. Have you noticed that pretty much every self-described Wiccan is a social outcast?

It seems to me that Wicca is an easy “religion” to believe in because there are no clearly defined rules and you get to do pretty much whatever you want. Not to mention Wiccan guys use it as an excuse to get Wiccan girls naked during Beltaine. :rolleyes:

I gotta admit, though, I agree with mswas… the girls are too cute for their own good.

I have to disagree with this to an extent; I think we’re dealing with a Hollywoodized stereotype here. I was involved with a Wiccan group in upstate New York for a short time. Before I had met most of the group I asked the obvious question “Do you do your rituals skyclad?” Her answer was “Trust me … most of us you wouldn’t WANT to see naked!”

:rolleyes:

Hmmmmm. Cute girls you say? I may have to look up a local chapter.