Dear Zoe--you're an idiot, not a detective. Now shut the hell up.

I’m not seeing a problem with that response, particularly since she was quite belligerent when she was making her crazy-town objection. The one drop rule was not even the subject of that thread; she just barged in the room to contest a point that no one was even making just to pick a fight with me and jsgoddess.

Yes! Especially if that person should damn well know better since they are always talking about how they were on the frontlines of the anti-RIAA struggle since the days of Napster. Which is exactly how Zoe is. I mean, come on! To be that ignorant of what the one drop rule means would make her a genuine idiot, thus validating the title of this thread.

I don’t blame you…the next thing you know, someone might accuse you of not actually being a doctor.

I always wonder how people think med students would learn to be doctors without hearing case studies!

Is there a term for somebody who makes a ridiculous or insane statement, but absolutely will not back down from it, no matter how much logic, evidence and reason is thrown in their face demonstrating its implausibility?

kanicbird.

Pile on!

Before we divert to the great k-bird, however, I have one remark I’ve been sitting for days: “Zoe is no detective, but she will always be a dick.”

The thing I like most about the k-bird is when some relative newcomer here strikes up a rapport with him, little realizing how this marks the newbie as a potential nutjob. That’s damned funny to watch. You can almost see the look on K-Bird’s new pal’s face as he sputters, “Huh? Wha? I thought you people liked me…why am I being mistreated all of a sudden? Wha’d I do?”

Mostly, but to truly be like kanicbird you need a healthy dose of “God told me so” thrown in.

I thought it had been decided that it was to be “gonzo,” especially since it carries with a sense of being “all in.”

gon·zo (gnz)
adj. Slang

  1. Using an exaggerated, highly subjective style, especially in journalism: “a hyperkinetic, gonzo version of Graham Greene” New Yorker.
  2. Bizarre; unconventional.

You forgot Water. Now you’re really screwed.

You could go with kagonzospring

Springs1 is now banned–but that was one crazy chick
gonzo…well I don’t know what to say about him, other then he is very perplexing
and
kanicbird—well he makes the first two seem normal

And Heart. How are we supposed to summon Captain Planet now?

Why don’t we just compromise and form Optimus Prime? That should take care of it.

You mean Devastator(!)?

So, no more bagel dog stories? Damn. (Sorry, I understand-I just love hearing about your experiences.)