Dear Zoe--you're an idiot, not a detective. Now shut the hell up.

But, but, but… I wanted on! It’s not faaa-yyyyer!

I just submitted a random chunk of my fire/rescue tales that the Mumpers read to GenderGenie, and it scored me as Female: 807, Male 725. I’m an obvious dude, and haven’t done one thing to obfuscate the issue that I know of. Pitting people because of percieved gender as rated by a tool of dubious value, that’s just special.

Don’t be dense; there are plenty of non-gay Iberians. It’s actually a pretty macho culture, so they frown on teh gay.

Are you sure? Because all the Hibernians I’ve met prefer potato-based foods to corn chips – I don’t see how Ireland could have a nacho culture.

It was a response to post #10 with a reference to my post #9. It had nothing to do with you. I’ll take you at your word when you say you’re a lion tamer. But I’ll be watching you.

Wait, wait, wait. You mean there are people… who tell lies… on the internet?!

Get yourself one of those Venus razors, lady.

Those always crack me up – call me male every single time. Something about not typing “I” every other word, methinks!

You mean he isn’t a gay white Librarian?

“The” and “a” are male keywords? WTF?

Huh. I need to pay more attention because I had no idea Zoe was nuts.

Yeah, I don’t get that either.

You know how many times I’ve nearly started this thread?

I’m really sick of Psychic Girl Detective. I’ve said it to her numerous times and she ignores it so I bet this thread will have no impact.

Nevermind.

Yep – because men tend to be more logical and focused on the physical, whereas women are typically more emotional and focused on the intangible. That’s why I always fail my Turing…er, gender stereotype tests – I am more logical and emotionless than others of my gender.
Words like “a” and “the” and “it” are tangible. Unless you’re a LOLCat, you can’t have “a happy” or “the sad.”

I get the impression that he’s a gay white libertarian librarian.

And while I wouldn’t be inclined to disbelieve him claiming Iberian heritage, I don’t believe that he will do so.

More likely he would have been a Hibernian, but now that they have been acquired by Capital One it would only be a historic data point.

Saccharine Christ, I’m twice the woman I am a man!

It was one time in the locker room, dammit, on “climb the rope” day, and I was daydreaming!

Wait, Sampiro’s a Libran? When did we start giving head-space to astrology?

All this time I thought he was a Lebanese.

Really? Sampiro is suing Zoe for libel?

About damn time!

And even Miss Manners has heard of them!