Animals are innocent.
I seem to remember reading in The Execution of Private Slovik that the rifleman in the execution squad with the blank knew he had it because the shell didn’t eject sutomatically.
It also mentions that several of the shots missed Slovik’s heart, and he died slowly because of that.
and that’s when you realize you’re life ain’t a
bed of roses.
Some of 'em are real bastards…
That’s because Congress opposes animal marriage.
Some are bitches.
Speaking for myself, firing squad would be the way to go. I see no reason why we could not get say twenty or thirty shooters. Nobody would survive that.
You guys absolutely crack me up…
Ha! I’d go with just one shooter - firing a 120mm tank gun.
You really wonder about this?
With animals, the goal is generally euthanasia, which is not at all about revenge or punishment.
With capital punishment, the intent is to “punish” the convict by depriving him of his life. Given that punishment is the goal, and it’s being applied in the context of moral judgments against the convict, I’ll wager most folks aren’t terribly concerned if the convict suffers during the process - and there are those who are positively interested in causing suffering (revenge) during that process.
If my family had been raped, strangled and then burned to death (google “connecticut home invasion”), I’d be advocating a miserable, agonizing death for the perp.
Whose intent, and how do you know?
Oh, you might not need to worry about that. You might watch the liquid go through an IV and then suffer unspeakable, agonizing pain while too thoroughly paralyzed to scream, instead.
Better?
My preferred method of execution would be that illustrated in the ‘This man is about to die’ skit from Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.
Less instant but more exiting.
If the revenge-lovers have their way, it would come about 30 days after the “This man needs food, badly” skit.
I would think that any method would be equally exiting.
I don’t get why the firing squad has to be an actual bunch of guys with guns.
Why not have a gun fired by remote control, perhaps on a timer, so that someone simply switches on the equipment and away it goes by itself.
Can I patent that?
I’d prefer to be run over by a train from behind while watching TV (with headphones, of course).
IIRC (no cite handy) the only man executed in Israel, Adolf Eichmann, was hanged, and the release of the trap-door was randomly assigned to one of two buttons, w/ two Mossad button pushers. Neither knew who pushed the lucky number.
Here is a great documentary on capital punishment for those who are interested in which type is the most humane.
Very enjoyable.
Many say that the reason for Utah using the firing squad was to satisfy the requirements of blood atonement, a controversial concept that there are some sins so grave that Christ’s atonement would not cover them, and the sinner must be killed but in a method where his blood actually is spilled on the ground.
The modern Mormon church does not teach this, but there is no question that it was taught at times. See this page for more information. It includes a number of quotes from various Mormon leaders, including Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.