Death by Lysol

From the Wikipedia article about Lysol:

“The first Lysol Brand Antiseptic Disinfectant was introduced in 1889 by Gustav Raupenstrauch to help end a cholera epidemic happening in Germany. The original formulation of Lysol contained cresols.[2] This formulation may still be available commercially in some parts of the world.[3] Formulations containing chlorophenol are still available in the United Kingdom.[4]

In 1911, poisoning by drinking Lysol was the most common means of suicide in Australia and New York.”[

Drinking Lysol does sound bad. Yikes!! I’m not a biochemist but know that’s always a bad idea.

Lysol was also used as a feminine hygiene product, and sometimes as a home abortion solution, until it started killing women. From the same Wikipedia article.

Yeah, I saw that listed on the bottle as one of its uses in 1979. I was stunned.

Don’t be dissing my favorite.

I love the little brown bottle. The smell makes me sick and happy at the same time.

(Mine contains some gibberish phenyl-chlor ?¿..sumthin sumthin)

Nice big warning not for human consumption. Or to use for personal hygiene. Yeah, nope. You don’t need to insist.

You mean I can’t drink it even if I’m trying to protect myself from Covid? I guess I’ll have to stick to bleach.

Ooh. New mixers!! :grinning_face:

The amount that would lead to an abortion also often killed the mother as well. It WAS a quasi-birth control method.

It was also used in STD treatment in the pre-antibiotic era. Women were given a douche of a tablespoon or so in a gallon or two of the hottest water they could stand, and men had their urethras flushed with the straight product. Yeeeeeowtch!

Not quite the same thing but easily confused and not inapt:

Side note related to ingesting horrible stuff.

When watching old TV series and movies, I’m often interested in the “where are they now?” question about some of the performers. At one time I looked up this question regarding British actress Angela Scoular, who had brilliantly played Lady Agatha Shawcross in the very funny Jimmy Perry and David Croft sitcom You Rang, M’Lord?.

Imagine my horror to discover that:

She died on 11 April 2011 after ingesting acid drain cleaner and pouring it on her body, causing lethal burns to her digestive tract and skin
Angela Scoular - Wikipedia

Another disinfectant with a lurid history is mercuric chloride*.

The Wikipedia article notes that mercuric chloride was involved in the deaths of two women who featured in major scandals of the 1920s.

In the “good old days” there were all manner of things freely sold that appealed to poisoners (see also the Dashiell Hammett story “Fly Paper”).

*also a one-time syphilis remedy, if it didn’t kill you.

Live fast, die young, and leave a fantastic-smelling corpse

People in the funeral biz think death and Lysol go great together.

If Mort says so, it’s good enough for me.

I cannot trust any one named Mortuary Cooler.

Nope. Dusty Rhodes…same.

Clever trick names give me pause.

Says Beck the Wreck.

No, no. You are supposed to inject it for COVID, while getting a massive dose of ultraviolet light. Powerful stuff! Powerful!

Whadda gonna do when your legal name is T. Rebecca Wreckington Fitzgerald (:smirking_face: )?

Wreko’daFitz just doesn’t have the same zing as Beckdawrek.

(Don’t ask what the T. stands for)

MercurOUS chloride (Hg2CL2) was also known as calomel, a potent laxative. In some cases, it was sold in solid pellets, which could be retrieved and “reused.” Ewwwwww.

Some of my older pharmacy colleagues remembered the organomercurial diuretics, of which Salyrgan was the best known, and AFAIK, the last taken off the market. Those things were more potent than anything available nowadays, and of course much, much more dangerous. For an example, here’s an abstract from a 1932 article praising its safety. That it had to be given by injection did reduce its use.

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/article-abstract/538387

1932? Modern knaves profiting off the work of true medical pioneers.

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/464350

Since you mentioned it, this is a little information about jalap. Yeah, back in the day, people were given laxatives to rid themselves of “dropsical” (i.e. edematous) fluid.