but I never realized you could use Lysol for this.
If my grandma wasn’t batshit crazy, I might ask her about this lovely feminine hygiene tip.
When it can clean my toilet and my floor it is not going to be used to clean my, um, no-no places.
but I never realized you could use Lysol for this.
If my grandma wasn’t batshit crazy, I might ask her about this lovely feminine hygiene tip.
When it can clean my toilet and my floor it is not going to be used to clean my, um, no-no places.
Don’t be dissin’ fectant…
From the hoohas of Montezuma
To the shores of the Red Sea
Lysol’s “non-caustic” to canals vaginal
And aftereffects are “not greasy”
Wow, a Strange Cosmos, indeed.
OH MY OG !
never in a million years !
:: shudders ::
Are you sure this isn’t a joke? Listerine, I might believe. But not Lysol. And the ad uses language that just seems too straightforward for the era it seems to portray.
There are no words to describe my reaction to this idea. I think the closest I can come in a text-based medium is AAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
I’m also a little skeptical about the phrase “appealing daintiness.” Of all the things about me that the opposite sex might find appealing, daintiness sure as hell ain’t one of them.
That’s exactly what it is.
*Also, try new Irish Spring Lysol.
Made for a manhole cover,
Gentle enough for a woman.*
Even if this is a joke, it is still a bit disturbing.
lieu, you’re killing me.
But maybe if you used Lysol as described, your “no-no places” would become “yes-yes places.”
I’m just sayin’ is all …
Because you know how hot it is to go down on a girl to the great scent of pine oil. It would be like eating a bookshelf.
If it gets truly bad down there, she should probably call Roto-Cooter.
Holy crap! I just called my mom and read her the ad. She said her mother (who had given birth *thirteen * times) had talked about “feminine hygiene” and contraception after Mom married. You didn’t want to have pregnancies too close together, and I guess you weren’t supposed to tell Hubby to sleep on the couch, so some women tried a Vaseline+vinegar mixture that was really greasy to use. And that the only thing that worked for Gramma was twin beds. (But for actual hygiene, they used baking soda and water.)
I will never complain about my birth control pill again.
So I shouldn’t be using Lysol as a mouthwash? My tongue has never been so lemony…nor so shiny.
Are you SURE it wasn’t a special type of Lysol? Jesus Christ, my naughty bits just crawled up into my rib cage at the very idea!
When I was a kid I’d put that mixture into a plastic rocket, shake it up and it’d blast off into the air.
same idea
Lysol: Cootchie Cleanser
Mine did, too. I’m still quivering.
Err, let me try again here.
Lysol: Cootchie Cleanser
Kind of rolls of the tongue, doesn’ it?
Couldn’t they just do a shot of Vodka?
If it was just one ad, I might be inclined to agree. But several? That’s no joke.
Now excuse me while I take a Cool Mint Listerine enema – I need my poots to smell fresh.
I don’t even have a vagina, and the thought of this makes me twitch and squirm.