A friend just sent me this link – new to me, though I’m sure y’all have seen it many times.
Priceless.
Note that the picture Unwed Mother was directed by Walter A. Donger.
Ok, that clown with the coffee is totally heebing me out! (the actual clown not the woman making coffee.)
I want, nay, need an atomic suit!
My God, who traps a baby under a soap dish?!
Love the pig slicing himself into sausages, though. I want that for my kitchen!
appealing daintiness
Me, I like the wienie roast. 
The pregnant swingin’ moms is a classic.
Ladies, does your man lock himself in the bathroom whenever you wish for married happiness? It’s because you lack appealing dantieness! For complete feminine hygiene, rely on Lysol
No greasy aftereffect, to keep you desirable…
Then, of course, one would need 30x Arsenical and 40x Bismuth once a week for 70 weeks, because you can’t beat the axis if you get VD!
I do not want to know what’s going on with the little black kid (second from top, second from left). There’s something very, very wrong going on there.
“Blow in her face and she’ll follow you anywhere.”
Hmmm…
Vibra-Finger “Gum” Massager. Buy one for yourself and one for a “friend.”
Ya. OK.
“Begin Early. Shave yourself” - a baby needing a shave?!
Lysol douche? Ouch!
Well, you were supposed to dilute it. But that was in the small print, not plastered all over the label or the ad. And not everybody could read then. Or understand $2 words like “dilute.”
I am impressed. I thought the problems at Hanford were overblown. I didn’t see how cleaning out some underground tanks was going to take 40 years and 100 billion $.
But now I understand…
According to the Atomic Suit ad,
“When waste collected by this tape show plutonium, the machine signals control engineers at the Hanford atomic plant. Prompt “leak” plugging saves GE $250,000 a year in lost nuclear fuel.”
:eek:
Glad to know the boys in the control room are on top of things. I wonder how much plutonium $250K could buy back in the day??
:rolleyes:
Those were excellent!
Is the vibrating fingertip “gum massager” what I think it is?
Grandma! I’m shocked! :eek:
The “El Santo” movie poster is a hoot! (Last one on the 5th row)
- Wrestling? Pshaw! Check my Glock-Fu you crooks!!!
BTW this was one of El Santo’s first movies, you may remember him as “Samson” ( :rolleyes: cursed translators!) from the movie Samson vs the Vampire Women, mercilessly spoofed by Mystery Science Theater 3000.
The mask design was changed later, but golly if his ear does not look like a modern “I’m worried” anime sweat drop.
Curious bit: Poster claims it was filmed in Havana, Cuba. in 1958? But a revolution was going on then! However, luck was with El Santo:
Okay, let me see if I get this. You’re supposed to blow cigarette smoke in people’s faces, give Thorazine to cranky elderly people, leave infants in the bath unattended, douche with Lysol (as long as it’s diluted), and let infants play with straight razors. 'Kay.