I hope I die before 35

monkeys rip out my intestines and eat them.
(Oh wait, thought this was the make-up-a-story game thread. Sorry.)


Can I have your PC?

35 what?

He can’t die 35.

You’ll be missing out. According to Aristotle, life begins at 40.

quantumleap2016, whatever you are dealing with, I hope you’re able to get help. However, you’ve started a number of threads recently discussing your feelings on life, and this one has less of a premise than the rest.

I’m going to close this thread.