According to a new poll, the same 38% of Republican “Birthers” are now “Deathers” and think Osama Bin Laden is not really dead, but just faking it.
“Fuck, my last three wives faked being fuckin’ dead for days in bed with me!” Donald Trump said earlier today, “Osama is not dead and I am fuckin’ going to investigate! I am going to hire that fuckin’ coroner from Emerald City if necessary to prove it!”
Although several medical professional agree that even in death, Osama might possibly have more brain wave activity than many of these “Birthers”, “Deathers” and Mr. Trump, most feel that a bullet through the head is a pretty good indication of death. Still, this has not stopped members of the Tea Party from demanding the right to poke Osama with a stick for several days, just to be sure.
Fox News has promised to follow up on this story and have sent their best reporters to Hawaiii to investigate Osama Bin Laden’s “so-called” death.