After the Presidential debate the families came on stage. Mrs. Bush leaned close to Mrs. Kerry and said something unheard. What was it?
“What a nice dress. Did you make it yourself?”
“Hold still, Dear. Is that snot?”
“Don’t worry. Someday they’ll find a cure for this testosterone poisoning, and then we can take over the world.”
Probably “Thank God it’s over. I have to piss like a Russian race horse”.
"Nice fart. "
“Your man’s got a really nice package there!”
" You’ve got something in your teeth. "
You simply must give me the recipe for your ketchup, it’s divine!
“Gawd woman, did you shit?”
“Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s hands being indicative of the size of his…?”
I think they were saying that their outfits match!
“Can we trade daughters?”
Can we trade husbands?