Our asshole neighbor from across the street was kicked out of the house by his asshole wife a few months ago. I thought I was happy because there would be no more yelling. Now that he is back, I don’t really care about the yelling (maybe because they are not back to their everyday rhythm). I am pissed that this turdsack just sits on his porch and smokes like the judge ordered him to die of cancer before next month. Guess which way the wind blows.
I could console myself hoping he will get cancer in the tongue and die a painful death but then I remember that it won’t just take too long, but it will also be paid from my taxes.
Die, motherfucker. But die faster.
I wish it were legal to assist him with his death wish. The price of a tire and a suspension arm sounds more than acceptable.
You would think that across the street is far enough but I think he buys laser cigarettes that produce a coherent line of smoke that travels straight to my front windows.
It better be the one that anonymously wishes fantasy death on the internet because it would be crazy to chose the one that actually imposes his toxic lifestyle on others.
Generally I don’t have a problem with smoke getting into my house. When I lived in Dallas I would frequently get behind a guy in a minivan smoking a cigar on my daily commute back home. It was pretty faint and not offensive. Now that I think about it there’s someone in my neighborhood that smokes those cigarillos and on rare occasion I can smell it when I’m outside. I have no idea who it is though.
I gotta say, the dude is smoking outside. As much as I hate the smell of cigarette smoke (oddly enough cigar, cigarillo, and pipe smoke don’t bother me as much), I can’t really see how your neighbor is doing anything wrong. Is the smell getting into your house? If so, you might want to think about investing in some good weather sealing. Assuming you own the place. I do sympathize though.
We live “al fresco” here. Windows open on all four sides 365 days a year (AC window units on the rooms for the nights a few months a year, but not on the living areas). That means that even if he smoked locked in his bathroom, I would probably still smell it. Which is why it is easier to just wish him dead altogether. I don’t think there is a way for him to smoke without bothering me and there is nothing I can do since he is not doing anything wrong or illegal other than existing and smoking.
Yay for nobody else on the whole street that smokes.
There is this guy that visits my next door neighbor, though. He smokes with his hand out the window and their house comes right to the property line. So he is actually holding his cigarette in MY house. He doesn’t visit so often and my next door neighbor is a great guy so I put up quietly with that one. I have had to leave my house and take the kids for a bike ride until he leaves, though.
In defiance of Sapo’s lame pitting, I’m going to light a Berkely Big Bastard Super KingSize, stand in my garden, and blow smoke-rings towards any non-smoking neighbours.
Yeah, fuck you, coppers and the Anti-Smoking Brigade. You’ll never take my cigs while these lungs are still spluttering.
I’ think they should create airtight smoke rooms for you guys. It would have a closed circuit air filtering system that removes both smoke and CO[sub]2[/sub], and keeps the oxygen supply at proper levels. It would include a sort of airlock, that would completely clear the air of smoke when you entered or left.
Okay, so it could be a little less elaborate. But it’s basically a place where smokers can smoke without having to worry about anyone else. If a non-smoker goes in, they’re waving their right to not breathe smoke.
I’d also like to see hookahs and other alternative methods of getting nicotine become popular. If you wanted the pleasure of smoking, you go to the above mentioned smoking bar. You just need a fix, you use something else that doesn’t pollute the air.
