Ooh. Applebee’s still has that, and I always want to try it, but usually end up getting the apple crisp skillet-type thing.
Oh, screw that skillet crap. The chimicheesecake is pure artery-clogging bliss. You must try it, or else. No, I mean it. Try the cheesecake, or Dolly the Vicious Attack Hound will come for you and stick her nose in your crotch until you submit.
What IS it with you and deep fried stuff, girlfriend?
Are you going to have a deep-fried wedding cake?
(Oh great, now I’m giving her ideas!)
Well, you can get cakes made out of Krispy Kreme doughnuts… 
No, don’t worry- that’s a disgusting thought, and besides, what’s-his-name would probably refuse to go through the ceremony if I tried to foist that on him. When I phoned him in great excitement to say what I’d done, he said I needed anti-deep-fry therapy.
I have a feeling that I’m becoming, “That Doper chick who keeps eating weird greasy stuff”. We can add that to my secret Native name: She Who Bellydances With Dopers And Will Deep Fry Anything Edible.