kurilla said "relieved’… huh huh huh huh huh… 
And don’t forget that thay are all weasely flip-floppers.
Or not.
[Channeling Stephen Cobert] Even reality is Democratic; what with it’s well know liberal bias. [/Cobert]
If Democrats have their way, we will be stuck with a clean environment!
Creative Democrats gargle! 
Democrats are all stupid. They can’t understand that giving rich people tax breaks will make everyone rich, so that nobody will have to pay taxes. They can’t see that the president is a genius who acts dumb to fool our enemies. His plan for Iraq is so brilliant only true republicans can comprehend it!
Democrats suck (or, alternatively, lick) because they foolishly do not fear oral sex. 
With that in mind it is odd that they keep voting against the Paris Hilton Tax Relief act.
I’m told the Democrats are going to have a meeting at the UN to which all the world’s terrorists, including Osama bin Laden, will be invited. The subject of the meeting will be to ask them why we can’t all just get along.
I’m told Democrats are going to abolish all border controls because then all the Mexicans who flood into the country will vote for them. Er, after the Democrats give non-citizens the right to vote, that is.
I’m told that if Democrats manage to gain control of the Presidency in addition to the House and Senate, we’ll all be speaking French dans trois annees…I mean, within three years. Well, everyone except the Mexicans here illegally. They can keep on speaking Spanish if they want.
I’m told the Democrats are going to raise the minimum wage to five thousand dollars per hour, then raise the base income tax rate to 99.98 percent.
I’m told the Democrats are going to make us scrap all our automobiles and ride trains instead. Amtrak will therefore go from carrying less than one percent of the traveling public to become the country’s largest and most profitable single enterprise. Until enough passenger cars have been built, we’ll all ride the freight trains, for free. For entertainment, guitar players dressed up like hoboes from the 1930’s will serenade us with songs like “This Land is Your Land” and “Big Rock Candy Mountain”.
I’m told the Democrats are going to make NASCAR switch to solar-powered vehicles, and make the National League adopt the Designated Hitter rule.
I think it’s pretty clear the Democrats must be stopped.
They hate business. If a homeless person burns down an orphanage, they get the ACLU to pay $5 million for his defense. If a CEO is seen jaywalking they want him crucified.
You know, I was on board with the whole Democrat agenda until that last. Screw 'em.
Don’t think you’re off the hook, voters. You’re the ones who made this bed. Now you’re the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow, you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where Tax & Spend democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high! Wooooo!
Democrats even point out that you managed to make two grammar mistakes in a google ad that’s only eight words long.
(And just out of curiosity, how much money did our morality have before the Democrats robbed it?)
All homosexuals are Democrats, and all Democrats are homosexuals. Democrats want to require all children to have sex with adult men as part of the elementary school curriculum. All heterosexual marriages will be made illegal in a Democratic America.
Democrats want to take away every gun in America, including those owned by the military, and send them to al-Qaeda.
Democrats will make it illegal to go to church.
I think Mark Foley has proven that even Republicans can suck.
See, this is where it becomes obvious the Democrats don’t have a coherent program. If they let us keep our guns, we could kill our own fetuses.
Democratic politicians all have AIDES.
That website is just sad. Nice message board set up for about 6 posters to show how stupid they are.
That “Democrats Suck” ad is popping up at the bottom of a lot of threads now. Are they paying extra to Google, or what?
::wipes away tear:: It’s so beautiful. I heart Stephen Colbert and his gospel of truthiness.
The bolding is mine. That should read “ultra-feminist Wiccan NEA members.”
And of course, they will allow the terrorists to win!!! OMFG!