Yes, we all know that Democrats are to blame for:
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[li]The Theft of Income[/li][li]Declining Morality[/li][li]Lack of Values[/li][/ul]
What additional incontrovertible examples can you give for why Democrats are Wrong for USA?
The thing I hate about Dumbocrats is that they kick puppies for fun!
They don’t know how to block google-ads! 
Well, there’s that whole “tax and spend” thing.
From what I’ve heard, they hate freedom.
We also love porn and are all potheads that want government to lord over us.
They take money from people who work for it and give it to people who won’t.
Which is worse than ‘Not-Tax and splurge’?
Democrats suck because they can’t overcome an opponent which makes itself a strawman. The party most certainly is responsible for The Theft of Income Declining Morality and Lack of Values because they have been unable to field a champion that would keep the Republican party from doing all those things.
Just like a fireman is responsible for your house burning down because he just sat there and watched it burn instead of squirting a bit of water on the problem.
We want to ban sensible nuclear power in favor of cars fueled on burning american flags.
Ooops, did I say we?
We want to kill your fetuses and take away your guns. We also want to make your marriage meaningless by letting anybody do the same, destroy the economy by banning fossil fuels, brainwash you into believing in “science” (which is just another religion), and cede control of our military to the UN.
Disturbingly crafty, these Democrats, what with their sinister agenda to subvert the nation by promoting evolution, abortion, and gay marriage, then handing the reins of power over to their Islamic fundamentalist masters at the United Nations. “Democrat” is actually Greek for “one who advocates government by demons.” This fact is neatly illustrated by the party’s mascot: the donkey is widely known to be the Judas of ungulates. This is why so many donkeys can be found in Mexico, secretly urging the native population to illegally emigrate to America. Ask any illegal immigrant: they will deny it at first, but eventually they break down and confess: “El burro me ordeno.” Also, Democrats are responsible for the heat death of the universe.
As I understand it, they want to force me to have an abortion while I smoke crack and piss on a bible.
Yes, and why do you need the abortion?
Because they also favor birth control!
Last time I wrote this I hit the back button instead of submit. I wasn’t so smart this time.
Mean Democrats suck.
Nice Democrats swallow.
There. I said it.
So I’m not the only sick puppy who saw the thread title and wondered whether they swallow.
I’m not sure whether to be relieved or not.
Hell, that’s just a smokescreen! Democrats want to destroy the family by ripping newborn children out of their mother’s arms and putting them in state-run daycare where they’re indocrinated by a staff full of ultra-feminist NEA members. They want to inject all those kids with mercury-filled vaccines and have them drink flouridated water. When that makes the little kids sick, they’ll send them to socialized clinics where they’ll be treated by incompetent, illegal-alien doctors. When the kids become teenagers, the Democrats will give them all condoms and tell them to have sex with each other.
On bright side, when the incompetent doctors make the kids even sicker, the Democrats will let the kids file frivolous lawsuits as long as the trial lawyers get huge contingency fees.
If the Democrats have their way, all Americans will be foreigners!
I think I heard somewhere that the Democrats want to sap our precious bodily fluids.
[sub]Is that a good thing or a bad thing?[/sub]
No no no, we just hate America.
We do like porn though.
They kicked God out of the schools and now they want to get rid of Christmas.
They hate the military and love Saddam.
They think owls are more imortant than jobs.
You forgot “cut and run.”