In one of the other threads I alluded to this, but now that this election has turned out to be a rousing success for the Democrats I’d like to address the topic of election fraud. But first, a few preliminaries.
For my part, I am quite happy that the elections have turned out the way they have. I can’t say that I’m overjoyed with the idea of Speaker Pelosi, but everything has a price, and I think I can choke that down for the benefit of all. I’d be happier if the Senate had gone decisively to the Senate, but as it stands now it’s still a blow to the Republicans so it’s worth celebrating. I say all of this so that I can forestall the inevitable “You’re Bush’s boy” comments that ordinarily would be hurled my way given the topic.
OK, now that that’s out of the way, I ask all of you Chicken Little Democrats who have been beating the “Diebold’s going to throw the election” drum for the past few months: where’s the cheating? Where is the widespread corruption that we were led to believe would be running rampant? To hear it from you guys, a Republican victory was assured. Rove and Diebold were going to cheat. Mass disenfranchisement was going to occur.
Does anybody want to assert that such things have come to pass? Are the Democrats going to mount massive challenges to the results? The only reason that I ask is because this election was quite clearly dirty. I mean, it must have been, because you’ve been telling us that it was so for a long time.
Go and celebrate tonight. I’m celebrating the demise of Santorum, and I certainly won’t begrudge you your celebrations given the magnitude of the results. This thread will still be around in a few days, plenty of time for you to address the stunning silence and shameless hypocrisy of this obviously tainted victory. Or, perhaps, one of you would be willing to step up to the plate and explain to me why the hue and cry about the obviously fraudulent results is so muted.
Oh, that’s right, the Democrats won. The party of goodness was ordained victory long ago as long as things were legitimate, so it stands to reason that this election must have been legitimate. It’s only fraud if the Democrats LOSE. Silly me, how could I forget that part?
Or maybe, just maybe, you guys were wrong all along. Enjoy your crow. I hope it tastes good. I’ll let you get your wits about you so that you can give me a cogent answer. In the meantime, I’ll be celebrating the triumph of an honest democracy tonight.