Good Morning, World. I’m a weight-challenged Jew-Quaker-Pacifist-Atheist who is visually driven, artistic and loves to laugh.
I adore unskinny women and being near water. I’m positively verkelmpt if I’m IN water WITH an unskinny woman. I think that’s about it.
Oh no, wait. I have enormous hands and feet. 
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I’m a Charleston born and bred, non-skinny, sarcastic, silly girl who likes wrestling, local rock, hates Madonna with an all-out passion and collects stuff with the sun on it.
I have a passion for extremely tall guys. And guys with red hair. 
Tall, somewhat skiny, long hair, heavy metal freak. Ok so that’s not enough. Ride motorcycles across country. Still not enough. Plays bass trombone. That helped, but… I love to play golf. There that should top it off!
Allergic, tall, surly, generously proportioned redheaded Canadian with tendonitis and a tattoo, who emigrated to America.
I’m a unique, smiling, Jewish, Fundie Christian girl, and an undiscovered Diva
I am a tall, thin, beer drinking, red head, aging punk rock girl who despite her age still gets asked for ID when buying cigarettes.
I’m a Texas, (PK/TO)x2, Lutheran, fiercely-liberal on most issues but a bit conservative on some, choirboy debater who likes tea but not coffee (green/earl grey/oolong), who gets called “gentlemanly” on various occasions (whatever that means), and drinks from three mugs exclusively.
One has my school blazon on the front.
One has an Einstein quote.
And one has Mickey Mouse! Yay!
Don’t worry. My fourth will be a Straight Dope mug, of course. 
Oh, to top things off, I’m a Texan with NO discernable accent (save standard American English, of course). Folks up here just can’t believe it!
Wow, change “redhead” to “blond” and “girl” to “guy” and this is me.
(Oh yeah, and “her” to “his,” of course.)
Tall, less slim than a few years ago, English, once accused of looking like Colin Frith, fan of Mahler, Yes, Pink Floyd and Lincoln City, reader of fantasy & history, miniature wargamer, libertarian by nature with occasional lapses into thinking that Gengis Khan was a bleeding heart liberal.
Gay Wiccan Esperantist Montrealais metrophile (no, I won’t stop there because there’s at least one other one of us) non-smoker (well, not tobacco) non-drinker STM employee.
Straight bearded near-sighted diabetic musician, SF bay area transplant to St. Paul, computer geek, politically, socially and religiously unaware ex-tuba player.
Subject is an unskinny female who wears glasses, a fan of Crowded House and Split Enz, who lives in Indiana, is libertarian, nocturnal, pro-choice, who does not wear much makeup.
Subject also reads science fiction, and histories on Byzantium, Rome and Russia, Also listens to Classicrock, 80’s pop. alternative. Subject also spends sizable amounts of time online but uses a livejournal for her web page.
Copyeditor with an art degree, four semesters of calculus under her belt, and a bona fide bowling trophy.