White male, 73, from Delaware but living in Washington DC, Vice President (the job’s mostly ceremonial so I have a lot of free time for posting online)
Don’t give up hope.
I’ll play.
51 yr old white Australian male, divorced and happily single. 2 adult kids, 1 grand kid, white collar employee, no Uni.
Australian, white, female, 51, lesbian in relationship , university educated, disabled on physical and mental health grounds, no kids, one cat
72 year old, white, married, #4 for both recovering alcoholics, 25 years, me 15 years her.
Last employment as aerial mapping pilot. Boats, sailboats, soccer referee (retired - disabled ), same for job, 3 motorcycles at present, 8 cats, 1 Zeus (120 # St. Renard with some Pyrenees ) One of 2 children surviving who has 5 children. No Uni.
Roman Catholic.
My problem is 12 years of Catholic school.
50, US/UK dual national (born in Delaware, now in Hampshire), 2nd marriage (to a bloke). No kids. Senior lecturer at university.
55 year-old happily barren spinster living in Wisconsin for the past 30 or so years.
73 year-old Californian, semi-retired building designer, widowed and divorced (Not the same wife), have three elderly cats.
I was diagnosed with a skin cancer a few weeks ago, and today learned I am mildly diabetic, so health-wise I am not too happy.
28 years old, Asian-American, male, single, no kids, work for a university, Christian, like to play sports, big Spurs/Cowboys fan.
Female, 39 (less than two months to go to the big 4-0), Australian. Fee fi fo fum, in a defacto relationship with an Englishman. Stay at home mum (through circumstance not choice) to two kids under 9. Have been studying early childhood education for when I return to the workforce, and also genealogy for personal satisfaction (after 20+ years of just arsing my way through it).
White female, 54, married 21 years with 2 teenagers. College grad, association management professional. NYC native turned minivan mom in the burbs.
37 year old married Australian schizoaffective web programmer living with the wife’s brother and his pregnant wife.
Carbon-based mammalian biped, oxygen breathing, living on Earth. Subsist by exchanging labor for an imaginary-value shared-delusion medium known as currency, which can then be exchanged for nutrients, housing, and other things, despite having no intrinsic value. One other biped resides in the same structure, despite the tendency for the species to emit strange odors and sounds.
White American, late 50s, with a Thai wife, mid-50s. Married 22 years. In Bangkok now but moving back to Hawaii soon.
Single white male, currently 1/4 mission complete on my 64th orbit of the sun, live in Alabama, USA, but have lived in three other states and overseas. Balding, not Bearded (but thinking about growing it back) and bespectacled. (since the age of 6).
Note to OP: Where in Cambodia is your wife from? We just spent a few days at Angkor Wat. (My wife is Bangkok-born and -bred.)
White male, divorced, 76 years old, recovering Texan living in Florida, retired, recovering drug addict with alcoholic background, reclusive insomniac but otherwise a happy, well rounded person, beloved by all, registered Democrat living in a republican enclave.
Dear god. I didn’t realize till now that my first choice forum is full of retired clowns and alzheimered stand up comedians. I hope I just end like you in couple of decades. 
42, Slovenian, M.
Male last time I checked, 48 going on 49, Spaniard living in the Netherlands since 1999 and employed at the European Patent Office (Branch in The Hague) from the same point in time onwards.
Have had a rather … interesting life. Russian ex-wife, who is now living in Moscow together with our 17 y.o. daughter.
White female, 49, born and raised in SoCal but have lived in FL for the last 20+ years. Single with no kids and one hipster doofus Maine Coon cat.