I’m feeling rather depressed; is a direct result of stuff at school (I wob’t go into the major details here, I’m going to be posting about it in the pit in a couple of days).
Please try to cheer me up.
Life is good.
Warm brownies.
Go see an uplifting movie by yourself.
Complete strangers care about how you’re feeling.
<hug>
:Ava does a bad tap dance to “Time Warp” from Rocky Horror:
:Ava falls on her ass because she only knows how to do two tap dance steps:
:Ava trudges off, humiliated:
Hey, if someone else falling on their ass doesn’t make you smile…
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Feel better. Go snuggle under the covers with cookies and a good movie.
Ava
Psst, green_bladder, Aslan2 is not allowed to drink alcoholic beverages, what with him being 14 years old and all. ;)The jokes are good, though.
And Aslan2, I hope things get better for you. Good luck.
Aslan2: remember, this is only a movie.
{{{Aslan2}}}
Hang in there, kiddo – it’ll get better.
Sorry to hear you’re depressed, Aslan2. Whatever’s wrong, you’ll find a way, and you’ll have better days than this soon, I’m sure.
twickster is right – this is a movie. But remember also that you are the star, scriptwriter, director and executive producer, all rolled into one.
You’ll do okay. I know you will. Chin up, fellow doper. 
Let’s all start a “________ is right!” thread to make Aslan2 feel better! (kinda like in the film Young Frankenstein) And everybody add something to help out.
Ice Wolf (My “bro” from New Zealand, who’s helped me over many a rough patch, bless him) is right: Things will get better for you, whatever your troubles may be, and if I may make another suggestion: get out into the sun and get some fresh air. Don’t “hole yourself up” the way I did! I only came out to go to work, and I only came out at night! (And it wasn’t to ring bells!)
Quasi
Aslan 2, it’s time for you to read some of the best of SDMB. Go to this hysterical site of Doper one liners:
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/pof-oneliners.adp
If you want to talk later, we’re here!
You’re only 14, kid? I’m kind of impressed! I knew you were a teen but I had assumed more like 19 than 14.
Aw, cheer up! How’s this: you have something specific to be depressed about: there’s a reason you’re depressed. It’s not just freefloating general angst.
So I suppose running nekkid through the thread wouldn’t pick up your spirits?
A few months back I was feeling like shit that had been shat on, when my friend gave me this link. It seemed stupid at first, especially since I was trying to be a grumpy little meaniepants, but before long, I was feeling okay. It’s a silly little game that’ll make you feel better, even if just a little bit. Cheer up, you.
Whenever I get depressed, I try to remember that before I know it, I will either be happy again or depressed about something else and will have forgotten all about this one.
And an asteroid could hit the earth at any time anyway, so might as well have fun while it lasts.
Thank you.