Derailed quotes.

Early to bed and early to rise and you’ll get your own damn breakfast!

The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself. And this world-wide Depression. And the global spread of tyranny and failure of the League of Nations. And the only reason I can stand is because my legs are encased in steel braces and I’m hanging on to the podium. I’d really like a stiff drink, but Prohibition hasn’t been repealed yet.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

However, where the light was coming from remains a mystery, since the sun wasn’t created until the fourth day. Go figure.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country in between episodes of The Bachelor.

I missed you… but I’m re-loading my rifle for another try!

Location, Location, Location, if my google maps and direct me.

I can not tell a lie, because I’m a kid and not a politician, yet.

They can’t hit an elephant at this dis…Damn it, they shot my horse!

You couldn’t hit the broad side of a bar…Damn it, you shot my horse!

:smiley:

They shoot horses? Do they?

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. But if I had to do it over again…

It’s time to either fish or cut class.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mother Nature.

Early to bed and early to rise…& your girl goes out with other guys.

It takes two to tango, unless it’s a line dance, in which case I guess there’s no limit.

Or maybe:

RICK BLAINE: I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.

ILSA: I do understand it. I’ve been out working with the resistance while you’ve been moping in a bar. Nice of you to join us.

It came from his Fiat. “Fiat Lux”:smiley:

A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! OK, I’ll give you Cornwall for a Shetland pony!

“Surely you can’t be serious.”
:I am serious. Very serious. Extremely serious. Serious to the limit of serious. 100% serious. Remarkably serious. As serious as a person can be serious. Surely that tells you how serious I am."

Yeah, it sounds impressive in Genesis. But all God really did to cause the light was open his car door.