Good news about the Democratic mayor in Jacksonville. I don’t know if I attribute this to any shortcoming on the part of DeSantis, perhaps she simply ran a good race. Don’t forget that DeSantis had a convincing win last year, although it must be noted that his opponent was well past his expiration date. I think DeSantis can’t win the nomination but DJT can lose it. More indictments, more scandal, health issues could all take out DJT and if it happens, DeSantis waltzes to the nomination. The general election is another story. Abortion is going to be a giant millstone around every Republican’s neck and DeSantis is going all in on a position that is not where America is. Add to that his obsession with doing battle with a cartoon mouse. Add to that his personality deficiencies, combining the warmth of Don Rickles, the charsima of Mike Dukakis, and the common touch of Elon Musk. Win the general election? Not possible. Get the nomination? Very possible.
After 2016, I just cannot believe this anymore for anybody that the Republicans would put up as a candidate. Plus, they’re going to be pressing their thumbs down on the scale as much as they possible can because they know there is seemingly no repercussion from the electorate. Republican voters just don’t seem to care if you attack democracy.
Yep. Peeps be cray.
2000 new jobs down the tubes:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/18/media/disney-florida-desantis/index.html
More bobblehead/puppet-head weirdness:
Now Santy is going to announce his doomed candidacy with fellow rightwing crank Elon!
Yep, all the granola Libs still buying Teslas will not be doing so.
Before I saw the source, and realized the headline was editorialized, I thought that really was going to be a slogan of his!
I don’t know if I’m relieved or disappointed.
Oh, it’s definitely one he’s using.
Whaaaaa…?
First of all, that’s a negative slogan.
(I’m not sure what percentage of the country think turning into Florida is an improvement for America. Maybe it appeals to a redneck theme-park-goer).
Second of all, did you SEE his poster? He replaced the F in Florida with the outline of the state.
So it’s MAKE AMERICA [Map of Florida] LORIDA
You don’t say!
Maybe if “Florida Man” wasn’t such an evergreen joke …
Oh dear. That’s a real slogan?!
Santy is deluded. He really thinks his shtick is going to play well to America as a whole. I don’t even think it’s going to play all that well to the right (nutty or otherwise).
He’s stupid as fuck and about to be pummeled into oblivion by Trump and anyone else running for the GOP nomination.
You’re obviously not a Florida resident. As a Florida resident for almost 10 years now who moved here for work let me update you …
The map of Florida as an “F” is a very common advertising motif here in Florida. Both for political advertising and ordinary product advertising. Rotated 180 degrees it sometimes serves as an “L”. This iconic use carries a very strong whiff of nativism. As in “real” Florida is only the people born here, not all the northeastern & midwestern retirees who’ve moved here over the last 40 years. And most certainly not all those shudder non-white people from the Caribbean and points South.
“Make America Florida” has been the main rallying cry of the Florida RW for probably 5-6 years now. It stands for a low-tax highly-libertarian in-your-face rules-are-for-little people attitude to everything. It also stands for the rural part of Florida, not the effete cities. And the virulent culturally conservative reactionary (read “racist”) attitudes common there. Fun is first, macho posturing is second, and serious is just not part of the program at all.
I believe a sizeable majority of the other 49 states’ culturally conservative reactionary (read “racist”) low-education and/or rural types would totally love that idea once it was sold to them in one syllable words.
Meanwhile the more traditional Rs would love the low-taxes, no-regulations, no such thing as consumer protection, approach to business regulation that Florida embodies. It’s the smash-and-grab approach to commerce. There’s also a full court press on here in Florida to prevent counties and cities from having any role in business regulation or zoning. Which means just one statehouse to bribe/influence to be able to build your business empire free of any interference. Or taxation.
DeSantis himself reminds me of the fictional alien Kzinti. Inherently nasty combative beasts who would be much more effective if only they didn’t get too excited and foil their own attack plans by firing wildly at the wrong targets prematurely. E.g. Disney.
Ja. What gives the joke its real power is that it’s based in reality!
DeSantis announced today on Twitter. I didn’t watch it, but from what I gather from those who did, the Twitter feed crashed multiple times.
Good thing Elon is his best buddy and maybe even leading contender for running mate.
I can’t imagine how well Twitter would(n’t) have worked for this had Elon been opposed to DeSantis.
Nothing says you’ve got the common touch like having an insanely rich dude host your announcement. Nothing says you’re in tune with the mood of the country by saying you want to turn the US into Florida. As Chandler Bing would say, could he BE any more tone deaf?
Yep.
For those who were able to listen in, they heard very little. The audio in the interview dropped out at least five times in the first six minutes.
It’s all he’s got though. He’ll promise to push his bigotry and despotism on full display in Florida onto the rest of the country. I’m sure there’s a segment of the right that would love that. It’s the “I’m more MAGA than Trump!” strategy.
On that note, it really is a step beyond MAGA, and I am sure the blatant resemblance to the original phrase is very intentional. Trump’s messaging was to move America back to some mythical time in the past when everything was better (and the country did a better job of oppressing the right people). DeSantis is saying he wants to push the country even farther than that, to a point that it has never been, even at its darkest point.
It’s a doomed attempt to out-Trump Trump.
Agreed.