MASH
Antebellum South
Will she ever have Tara?
I don’t give a damn
Gone With The Wind
Nut keeps fiancée’s
Head in a pan in his lab,
Monster in closet.
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (how did film that not get an Oscar nod?)
Lawyer (Jim Carrey)
Is compelled to tell the truth
No matter the cost
Liar Liar
A bunch of heroes
Avenge five years’ misery
And reset the clock
Don’t know that one.
No, sorry. Think… more recent. Any other guesses?
Onoda: 10,000 Nights in the Jungle?
I never saw it.
That’s it! Very slow, but worth seeing, I’d say.
Still unguessed:
A bunch of heroes
Avenge five years’ misery
And reset the clock
Avengers: Endgame
Herbert West has a
Good head on his shoulders, al-
so one on his desk.
The Re-Animator
Jack Nicholson is
Curmudgeonly as ever
With Helen and Greg
As Good As It Gets
Young punk in wasteland.
His dog is smarter than he.
Ending is sick joke. 
Is it A Boy and His Dog? I thought of it because we’re one year from it’s timeline (2024)
Boy sees cop kill man
Book goes under deep cover
Falls for Amish mom
Yes, sir, it is! You know, if we really put our backs into it, we can probably still touch off the nuclear holocaust in time to have our telepathic dogs.
BIP: Witness
Humpback whales should have
Told space probe to waste mankind
For killing them off.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Tale as old as time
Dancing dishes steal the show
Hail Howard Ashman!
Beauty and the Beast
(They just don’t get any better!)
BIP:
His wife and mistress
Kill tyrannical teacher.
Maybe they botched it?
Diabolique
A brilliant shut-in
Lures kids to his factory
Charlie wins it all
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Two escaping cons
hide in upstate New York town;
mistaken for priests
We’re No Angels
The title monster
Oozes across a pic of
A bowling alley.
The Blob (1958)
Crew of Nostromo
Answer ancient distress call
Indigestion kills
Alien
Borgnine heads devil
Cult. Shatner shrieks like a girl.
Everybody melts.
The Devil’s Rain
Travolta dances
Oily hair but not from Grease
Uma’s no Sandy