the loser’s loser
heart bypass surgery
sucks but necessary
aerial photography
Look! My house!
Hamilton
Washington’s trusted aide
Hamilton, the musical
I hate rap.
Marie Antoinette
Let’s eat cake!
Trigger
Roy’s best pal
A bowl of tree-ripened figs, courtesy of a neighbor
A generous treat.
Naked Trump statues: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/18/anarchists-unveil-naked-donald-trump-statues-in-several-u-s-cities/
I pity Melania.
beet borscht
Putin’s favorite disch.
Vladimir Putin
Russia’s megalomaniac Czar.
Edith Piaf
Je regrette rien
High school yearbooks
We were babies.
root canals
Shoulda brushed better.
Class reunions
Waste of time
Broken umbrella
Got all wet.
running out of gas
it wasn’t full?
The coming of Autumn
Too damn soon
the equator
too darn hot
Cole Porter
Didn’t carry coles
Bad puns